Tuesday, February 17, 2009

This Is Why You're FAT!!!

Holy Gross!!! I have posted before regarding This Is Why You're Fat Website spreading the news of the most puss exploding looking food I have ever seen.

They have posted a new disgusting item that is one my most important food groups.. A MARTINI!!!!! Who does this to the blessed martini's??? I am sure some of you peeps may agree with me... Please chime in and save the MARTINI!!!




Now this martini does not have a blue cheese stuffed olive or for some other gross peeps.. you know who you are.. an anchovie stuffed olive swimming in the best vodka money can buy..

The most offensive thing about this puss exploding looking Martini is the Chicken McNuggets on the rim where the rim is laced with.. wait.. wait.. BBQ SAUCE!!!!!!!!!!!!.

WHO VIOLATES THE CODE OF MARTINI'S????

On annuda note.. do you peeps know what this chit is made from?? Ok guess.... ga head and try.. ok take a peek below...




Thats right peeps.. when you suck down the Chicky Nuggys.. you are really eating Pink Poo. NO CHIT!!!!

Ok.. the final "Pièce De Résistance" is the recipe for the pukey cocktail.. I know you peeps are either
A. wondering.. or
B. wanting to shake up that fatty arse cocktail..

Ingredients:

2 McNuggz (plus more for snacking)
1 tub McDonalds Brand Barbeque Sauce (plus more for licking off pinky finger)
1 lg. Mcdonalds Brand Chocolate Milkshake (plus more for bringing all the boys to the yard)
1 bottle Vanilla Vodka (recommended brand: Absolut)

Open the McDonalds bag. Eat one McNugg each, followed by two bites of the Filet-o-Fish (make sure you don’t tell anyone that you eat Filet-o-Fishes).

Mix three or four shots of vanilla vodka in the McDonalds Brand Chocolate Milkshake, followed by one shot each directly into your mouth.

Rim each martini glass with McDonalds Brand Barbeque Sauce, and pour milkshake/vodka mixture into the glass. Garnish with a McNugg (which is to be swiped along barbeque sauce rimmed glass after the milkshake has been finished, and consumed with pure, unadulterated glee).

Ok now meet the pukey woman who made up this remedy. I am sure these gals had one Martini too many and later puked their guts up due to not eating. I believe they wanted to create the ultimate alcoholic beverage where the benefits at the same time is protein, dairy, condiments, fat and pink poo.

Ok Now we all Puke..

I'm just saying...

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