When I think of Valentines Day.. I get all soft and mushy inside. I think of my wedding day and how my father had a shot gun to my ex-turds back. Now my ex wasn't so upset when his ankle was cuffed to the front pew to keep him from fleeing.. but I think he was a really good sport about it. When the banjo's played the wedding march.. it brought a tear to my eye..
Mawwage folks... and dont tell me you don't know this one SANDY!!!!!
Here is a video that captured the unholy event. Oh crap I just realized that soft and mushy feeling was in my pants and not my heart..
I'm just saying...
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