Thursday, May 12, 2011

Nekkid Racist Man on The 6 Train - Tase Him Bro!!

Sorry for making you crick your neck but its worth it folks!

I have a crazy uncle like this who when he drinks to much, he wants to get nekkid and yell racist remarks at people since he was born under a rock in some hollow mountain born to the music of banjo's.  It explains this dude's white hair since this is the first time he has seen daylight in decades.

This guy is disturbing on so many levels that initially I was thankful for the po-po awaiting him outside the train and calling in for help, UNTIL the dude went ballistic now totally nekkid and now this single po-po has to figure out how to tackle the nekkid dude without getting his hands dirty!  Doesnt this cop have a taser?   I think the majority of viewers would approve the excessive use of a taser to the gonads with no protest.  Seriously... TASE HIM BRO!!!

Hungry Exasperated Talking Dog

This poor dog.. some one call the A.S.C.P.A.    S.T.A.T!   This owner must be hung by his twigs and berries and swung around the yard for torturing this poor dog.  The facial expressions are priceless and I want to quickly rush over some chicken livers and tuna for this poor thing.

Some one throw him a fricken bone!

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

My Grandsons Puter Paint Art... got to love this kid

Ok so my grandson of 5 years old is truly an artisit.  And when I say Artist, he really pays attention to detail like no other. 

He is a Super Hero freak for Batman, Spiderman and the Ben 10 characters.  I truly encourage his endeavors and buy all the art supplies he needs and now he takes it to the computer Paint Program.    He hardly ever lets me captures his art to save to a file because he gets frustrated that its 'not perfect' and had to lecture him on nothing is perfect and you can only do your best and you will get a trophy for just trying.  Hey.. I am trying to keep up with the times!!

Anyway.. here is some of his earlier art:

 Not bad right? (click to enlarge)  no its not a penis.

Here is another..

 Me thinks this kid is gonna be famous.. he hated this picture because the neck was too thick and I told him we would call him No Neck Spidey..

Another one..  what attention to details right?  If you zoom in on the picture.. you can see the details on the jacket which was most important to him.  The number 10 took him like 30  minutes to perfect.  I love the hair and fingers.. but the poor dude has no nose.  For some odd reason, all his Ben 10 dudes have no groin.  LMAOO

THIS IS MY ULTIMATE FAVORITE THING!!!  (ala Oprah voice)  Can we say details are everything?  Need I say more?  This is Patrick with our dog Riley and I think Riley needs a visit to the Vet.  You must click the pic to zoom in.. or maybe not depending on your reflux stomache muscles..  I WARNED YOU!

You cant say I didnt warn you.  This kid really pays attention to detail and for now on, I am wearing a bra.

Thursday, May 5, 2011

The History Of Cinco De Mayo

Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England.

In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars ofthe condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York.  This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise everdelivered to Mexico. But as we know, the great ship did not make it to NewYork.

The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was forever lost.  The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss.

Their anguish was sogreat, that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they stillobserve to this day. 

The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is known, ofcourse, as Sinko de Mayo.

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