Christopher Walken Does Poker Face

Who doesn't love Christafa Walkin?? Especially doing Lady Gaga's Poker Face?
Again, Walkin does not disappoint. AT ALL!!!





He's the bomb!! I'm just saying....

Going To Florida To See These Babe's!!!

Hello Peeps!! No sooner am I back from St Martin, I am now heading off to see my Gbabies in Flordia! I will still be around but maybe not posting as much...

See ya on the flip side!!

Thought Of The Day..

Have you ever wondered if the bills in your wallet were ever in a stripper's butt crack?



If not, you're wondering now. Have a nice day ..

So folks, always remember to wash your hands after handling money

That's my public service announcement for the day. Thank you very much!

Thanks to my online friend Lorie

Sunburned and Peeling Skin

My Sun Burn is alive and well still, and now peeling! I look like a friggin albino snake shedding its skin and my grandson has found a new obsession, peeling grandma's back.

I was upstairs in bed yesterday reading my book and I told Mr Man, Honey, you wouldnt believe it, but Patrick found a new obsession, he has been peeling my back all morning... The Mr Man being the germ phobe that he is, asked me quickly..

"Uh.. where did he put it all"?

My eyes bugged out and said.. "Uh.. he put it in a tissue" and I started to slowly brush off the sheets and hoped he wasnt looking.

He then asked me what the peeling was all about.. I was like.. You never saw a person's skin peel before from sunburn? He totally freaked out and proceeded to tell me how disgusting it was and guess what? He started to peel my skin and got fascinated with the size of the peels and showed me each one. LMAOOOOOO

Well once he was done, can you guess what he did? Reached over and got the hand sanitizer and cleaned his hands. Lord have mercy.. We swap spit and other body fluids but he is worried about dead skin?

Well, I guess it could be worse and look like the following peeps:



I'm just saying...

Kathy Griffin Official Book Club Selection

Ima Just Saying Book Club Selection Of The Week!



Ok Peeps.. I have not been blogging this weekend cause I am totally engrossed in this book! If you are a fan of Kathy, Irish Catholic family life or celebrity news.. This is a fantastic read. Her writing style is as amazing as her stand up work.

All the info you wanted to know about her life. It is actually interesting to read about how she was so determined to be a star at a young age and gossiping and how many years she had paying her dues. It turns out her parents being on the show was not a gimmick but she has been touting them around from day 1. She is very candid and honest and you MUST MUST get this book!

If I couldnt love her enough before.. I triple love her now.

Im Just saying..

Update: Ok .. Now that I finished this book.. I think they should make this into a movie.. All the celebrity's should do a cameo and I think this would be like a Howard Stern movie. Totally unexpected and totally hilarious. This book is not what you think. It's not full of fluff but
all true stories that were unexpectantly funny and things you didnt know!

Halloween pics at home

Had to share a few pics of my grandson and his parents on Halloween. My grandson Patrick's momma had went to an adult party on Friday night and her and my son had dressed as a couple. He was Hercules and Debbie was a greek goddess!! My grandson was Sparticus!!!

Well needless to say.. they had a great time at their party and she dressed again to take Patrick Trick or Treating and in the daytime, she looked like a lady of the evening.. I put a red lightbulb in my front porch lamp.

I'm just saying...

Oh My.. My Grandson as Tinkerbell

My daughter could get not her wee LoLo into her Halloween costume yesterday and became exasperated with her. She went into the kitchen to futz around trying not to get kids angry on a fun day.

Her husband had a great idea since both their wee babies are very competitive and decided to dress his son, my grandson Billy in LoLo's costume thinking she would now get dressed and mommy would be pleased.

Well below is the result and I am sure I will hold onto this pic forever until he dates.




I showed this pic to Mr Man for a laugh and he stared hard at it. He kept staring and I waiting for the smile and a giggle.. and he just asked.. "Did they cut LoLo's hair?" Good grief..

I'm just saying...

Ellen Pranks Taylor Swift

This is too funny. My sista Mona and I used to scare each other all the time! This one time.. (at band camp) I was in our room and we were going to bed. (we shared a room) and she was downstairs getting something in the kitchen and the house was dark as could be. I decided to turn out the lights in our room and get on the floor, on my hands and knees at the door opening and grab her ankles when she came back upstairs.

Well lo and behold, she had a similar idea and she crawled up the stairs on her hands and knees trying to not let me know she was approaching the room to scare me as well, thinking I was in bed. Well needless to say.. we bumped heads in the dark and skeared each other instead! We rolled over laughing for like 15 minutes and again.. we had the very same thought at the same time. Spooky for some peeps..



I love hearing Ellens laugh. Its infectious.

Regis and Kelly 2009 Halloween

Too Hysterical!!

HELP!!! I DROPPED THE SOAP!!!

I got nothing else...

I'm just saying...

The Wet Pretzel

Ok Okay!!! I slept in this morning and fell asleep in my throne.. my chair in the living room. I was awoken by the sweet baby patrick.. my grandson with his big smile and wide eyes. he slithered ontop of my lap to watch Madagascar and I still had slit for eyes. I smelled on his breath that he was eating pretzel rods and I asked him for one. Again, my eyes were still slits and bleary.. and lo and behold.. the baby produced a pretzel very quickly!! What a sweet baby and he listens so well!!

So I took the pretzel rod and inserted to the hungry mouth.. and bit a huge piece. Once I bit the friggin thing.. I realized very quickly that this pretzel rod had been soaking in the mouth of the sweet baby for quite a long time! It was soggy and stripped down of the salt in the worst way!!!..

Okay.. I had two options... spit it out and run to the kitchen.. or just.... swallow.. Needless to say I am still nauseated...

I'm just saying..

Colonoscopy...

ABOUT THE WRITER
Dave Barry is a Pulitzer Prize-winning humor columnist for the Miami Herald.

Colonoscopy Journal:

I called my friend Andy Sable, a gastroenterologist, to make an appointment for a colonoscopy.

A few days later, in his office, Andy showed me a color diagram of the colon, a lengthy organ that appears to go all over the place, at one point passing briefly through Minneapolis.

Then Andy explained the colonoscopy procedure to me in a thorough, reassuring and patient manner.

I nodded thoughtfully, but I didn't really hear anything he said, because my brain was shrieking, 'HE'S GOING TO STICK A TUBE 17,000 FEET UP YOUR BEHIND!'

I left Andy's office with some written instructions, and a prescription for a product called 'MoviPrep,' which comes in a box large enough to hold a microwave oven. I will discuss MoviPrep in detail later; for now suffice it to say that we must never allow it to fall into the hands of America 's enemies.

I spent the next several days productively sitting around being nervous.

Then, on the day before my colonoscopy, I began my preparation. In accordance with my instructions, I didn't eat any solid food that day; all I had was chicken broth, which is basically water, only with less flavor.

Then, in the evening, I took the MoviPrep. You mix two packets of powder together in a one-liter plastic jug, then you fill it with lukewarm water. (For those unfamiliar with the metric system, a liter is about 32 gallons). Then you have to drink the whole jug. This takes about an hour, because MoviPrep tastes - and here I am being kind - like a mixture ofgoat spit and urinal cleanser, with just a hint of lemon.

The instructions for MoviPrep, clearly written by somebody with a great sense of humor, state that after you drink it, 'a loose, watery bowel movement may result.'

This is kind of like saying that after you jump off your roof, you may experience contact with the ground.

MoviPrep is a nuclear laxative. I don't want to be too graphic, here, but, have you ever seen a space-shuttle launch? This is pretty much the MoviPrep experience, with you as the shuttle. There are times when you wish the commode had a seat belt. You spend several hours pretty much confined to the bathroom, spurting violently. You eliminate everything. And then, when you figure you must be totally empty, you have to drink another liter of MoviPrep, at which point, as far as I can tell, your bowels travel into the future and start eliminating food that you have not even eaten yet.

After an action-packed evening, I finally got to sleep.

The next morning my wife drove me to the clinic. I was very nervous. Not only was I worried about the procedure, but I had been experiencing occasional return bouts of MoviPrep spurtage. I was thinking, 'What if I spurt on Andy?' How do you apologize to a friend for something like that? Flowers would not be enough.

At the clinic I had to sign many forms acknowledging that I understood and totally agreed with whatever the heck the forms said. Then they led me to a room full of other colonoscopy people, where I went inside a little curtained space and took off my clothes and put on one of those hospital garments designed by sadist perverts, the kind that, when you put it on, makes you feel even more naked than when you are actually naked..

Then a nurse named Eddie put a little needle in a vein in my left hand. Ordinarily I would have fainted, but Eddie was very good, and I was already lying down. Eddie also told me that some people put vodka in their MoviPrep.
At first I was ticked off that I hadn't thought of this, but then I pondered what would happen if you got yourself too tipsy to make it to the bathroom, so you were staggering around in full Fire Hose Mode. You would have no choice but to burn your house.

When everything was ready, Eddie wheeled me into the procedure room, where Andy was waiting with a nurse and an anesthesiologist. I did not see the 17,000-foot tube, but I knew Andy had it hidden around there somewhere. I was seriously nervous at this point.

Andy had me roll over on my left side, and the anesthesiologist began hooking something up to the needle in my hand.

There was music playing in the room, and I realized that the song was 'Dancing Queen' by ABBA. I remarked to Andy that, of all the songs that could be playing during this particular procedure, 'Dancing Queen' had to be the least appropriate.

'You want me to turn it up?' said Andy, from somewhere behind me.

'Ha ha,' I said. And then it was time, the moment I had been dreading for more than a decade. If you are squeamish, prepare yourself, because I am going to tell you, in explicit detail, exactly what it was like.

I have no idea. Really. I slept through it. One moment, ABBA was yelling 'Dancing Queen, feel the beat of the tambourine,' and the next moment, I was back in the other room, waking up in a very mellow mood.

Andy was looking down at me and asking me how I felt. I felt excellent. I felt even more excellent when Andy told me that It was all over, and that my colon had passed with flying colors. I have never been prouder of an internal organ.


On the subject of Colonoscopies...
Colonoscopies are no joke, but these comments during the exam were quite humorous..... A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:

1. 'Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!'

2. 'Find Amelia Earhart yet?'

3. 'Can you hear me NOW?'

4. 'Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?'

5. 'You know, in Arkansas , we're now legally married.'

6. 'Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?'

7. 'You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out...'

8. 'Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!'

9. 'If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!'

10. 'Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.'

11. 'You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?'

12. 'God, now I know why I am not gay.'

And the best one of all:

13. 'Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?'

Kathy Grifin on Conan

Always a hoot and my favorite comedian! My maiden name is Griffin and also Irish Catholic so I think of her as family as she tells my stories in her stand up!!!




I also wanted to share with you guys the guest spot she did on Real Time with Bill Maher, but the only complete clip I cant figure out how to imbed.. so here is a link and go pee your pants.

Kathy Griffin on Real Time

REALITY BREAKING NEWS!!!

Kim Zolciak Pulls a Britney!!!!! - On X17


NeNe Leakes: ‘I Was Edited To Be An Evil Person’ - Reality Tea


Teresa Guidice is not losing Taj Mahal Mansion after all! - On RealFaux HW


The Real Housewives of Atlanta. The Wig vs. The Moose. - Pretty On The Outside

Three Ways To Fail A Drunk Test

These are great example's on how you can fail a drunken test in the worst condition. This makes me think and wonder if this is how I got that big knot on my head and holes in the walls that I first blamed on the boys....



Things that make you go hmmmmmm.....