Tuesday, September 29, 2009

So Many Men!!! So Little Time!!!

This was the theme song for me the other night when I got all dolled up and went to a big fancy shmancy party and I looked good!!!!!!!!!!

I was surrounded by men and holding court all night. This is the song that keeps ringing in my head. Enjoy!!!!!

And Wonderful Muscles Tooooooooo!!!!

I'm Just Saying.....

K-Fed Topless and Zexy Baby!!!!

This guy was once married to Britney Spears and famous for his hotness? I have a new rap written for him..


My name is K-Fat, and I wanna say...
My belly is happy and wants to come out and PLAY!

Oink Oink... Oink Oink...

I'm Britneys baby daddy who once was hot...
But now I get paid a ton to watch the tater tots!!

Oink Oink... Oink Oink...

I sit on my butt, collecting big fat checks....
Once was a dancer... now I'm just a wreck!!!!

Oink Oink... Oink Oink...

My tats where once small, just a piece of art...
Now they are huge, as if my skin had a big fart!!!

Oink Oink... Oink Oink...

I'm going on celebrity fit club, to loose me gut..
Walking to the scale.. I will give my best strut!!

Oink Oink... Oink Oink...

I once smelled manly, hot smells in crystal glass,
Now I reek of chit cause I just cant reach my ASS!!!!!

Oink Oink... Oink Oink...

Boooya!!! My Boo!!

I'm just saying!!!!!


Update: My sister just told me that I must of been drunk when I posted this. Ok I will give her that since when I called her late at night and asked her if she had a few drinks that she should see this post..

I'm Just Saying...

Half Man, Half Animal

This dude is amazing.. He dresses in elaborate body makeup and vogues out in poses showing off his amazing arse. He has a zillion videos and after viewing a few.. it appears he likes to dress as animals with tails? I think he likes tails extending out of his ass. But still he has one amazing ass and I would seriously tap that.

Monday, September 28, 2009

100 Greatest You Tube Hits In 4 Minutes

Spanish PM and Family in Photo Op With Obama's

Ok, I only have one word... AWKWARD!!!!! If I was the PM and his Wife, I would hide these kids in the closet and throw away the Key!!!! Isnt there a rule that kids of politicians should wear cardigans, pearls and plaid skirts?????

Whats up with the black frocks and combat boots? They both have their heads hanging shamelessly low as if they were the only ones in on the joke! Has anyone read the book or seen the movie, Flowers In The Attic? Well this movie now justifies when you lock kids up and feed them poison!

I'm just saying.....

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Real Housewives of Late Night

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Russia (Thinks) Has Talent

This would of never happened on Simons watch!

Real Housewives Of Atlanta Loses it on Ellen D.

Holy Crap! These.. so called ladies did an appearance on the Ellen show and the whole thing was arguing between Sheree and Kim. Ellens face is priceless and she enjoys the show waiting for the ho's to bitch slap each other. Ch Ch Check it out below...

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