One of my favorite bloggers Berndoubt's birfday is today and I just wanted to WISH HER A BIG FAT WISH.. or 2!
Ok I wish you......
Happy Birthday, you're not getting older you're just a little closer to death
You're another year older and another year wiser
So put your brain to work
And figure out there ain't no gift for you.
Two tips on your birthday:
1) Forget the past, you can't change it.
2) Forget the present, I didn't get you one.
Count your blessings, not your wrinkles.
Another year, another new place then aches.
To the nation's best kept secret; Your true age.
Birthdays are like boogers, the more you have the harder it is to breathe.
Better to be over the hill than burried under it.
You are only as old as you act, and girl.. you must be 14!!!!!!!!!
So many candles... so little cake.
Inside every older person is a younger person - wondering what the hell happened
Age is a number and yours is unlisted
Looking 44 is great - if you’re sixty four (with tassles)
Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.
And My Favorite...
Some words of wisdom for your birthday, "Smile while you still have teeth!"
Bernie Baby.. here is a Bloody mary for you my dear!! Have fun!!
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