Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Jersey Shore Pauly D Reveals Hair Secrets

Pauly D from that piece of art of a show called Jersey Shore demonstrates how he gets that doo on.

He uses some serious products.  One called "Spika" which is a serious "Molda" and "Shapa".   I could listen to this guy read the phone book.


Friday, December 25, 2009

Real Housewives of Late Night Final Episode # 7

This is really sad peeps.. This is the final installment of the Real Housewives of Late Night and I am already missing the goils. 

I will miss Denise for all her controlling ways and mean right hook.  She effin cracks me up!

I will miss Lydia for her reminder to me to quit smoking with her ever present cig hanging off her fingers close to her mouth and raspy voice.  She is so baadddd!!!!

I will miss Dale for all her self righteous ways.  I think she came from the same womb as Elizabeth Hasselback.

I will so miss Evonne for her always stuffing her face while talking and making me want to reach into the screen to stab her with a fork to her throat. 

Please lets hope for a reunion show hosted by Andy Cohen from Bravo who hosts all other reunion Bravo specials.  No one can host it like he can..  MOZEL!!!!

For peeps who have not seen the earlier episodes.. go to This Previous Post to view them all.

Jersey Shore The Real Situation.

Who would of known that the Fist Pumping peeps of the Jersey Shore were acting from a script and are not who they seem?  The situation here is not necessarily Mr Situation's personna and I think he looks more delicious to me.  Crap.. I have been drinking too much Jersey wine and I think I have too much Gel in my hair..  Oh I digress..

Below is  a video someone made who has hung out at the Jersey Shore too much observing the Fist Pumping dudes and decided to recreate his vision.  This is an oldie but a goody by I swear.. once I saw the first episode of JS this video no longer looks like a spoof but the real thing...

Below is the video showing the REAL JS peeps talking about Mr. Situations situation.  Who knew Pauly had an English accent? 

If you you didnt see the JS peeps on Celebrity Jeopardy with Jay Leno.. check it out here to laugh your ass off. 

Monday, December 21, 2009

Brittney Murphy Rest In Peace

This woman is such the epitome of elegance and beauty.. Rest In Peace Woman. I found you too adorable in Clueless as a quirky young girl and a beauty in your later movies with style and class.

Sunday, December 20, 2009

Happy Nickmas You Turds!!!

Saturday, December 19, 2009

Acoustic Version of Bad Romance by Lucas Silviera

Ok I KNOW I KNOW!!   I am obsessed  with Lady Gaga's Bad Romance!  I was first obsessed with Poker Face, then Papparazzi, then Just Dance.. Every Time I thought she can't top herself.. she certainly does!  I think Miss Gaga has like 70 gabillion hits on the Bad Romance Video and I think half of them are from me. 

I love her costumes, her choreography, her voice, the way she moves, etc.  I wonder how she keeps all those crazy cool clothing and video concepts coming.  I just envision her surrounded by a bunch faboosh gays with all the creativity one could muster who are realizing her concepts in her lyrics.  I dont think any straight man or woman could pull that off with all that faboooosh style and moves.

Ok, the reason I am posting.. Lucas Silveria from The Clicks did a great cover on Bad Romance in a really jazzy sultry way that I just had to share with peeps!

Faboosh or what?

Baby Smiley is Back!! A Chola Christmas!!

I have so missed this woman!!  She is the gift that keeps on giving and I cant get enough of her sour puss and eyebrows!!  I need to run a contest and do a give away of her new CD.  Her music will create happy and fond memories for  years to come..

What a lovely woman..

Now, for peeps who need some help with creating your Santa Baby.. We have a new tutorial!!!  Woohooooo!

I'm just saying..

Jersey Shore Peeps on Leno's Celebrity Jeopardy

Ok I Die.. seriously..  If you have been watching or reading about the show "Jersey Shore" peeps and all their Guido Glamour.. you might enjoy this clip.

Disclaimer:  They call themselves Guides and Guidettes so I am not making this up or calling names!!  They are loud and proud of their heritage and new definition of a Guido!!  peeps need to get on board with these peeps since they are revolutionary and ground breaking in breaking stereo types with a fist pump or a Bumpette in your hair!!!

I am so amazed how orange they are while sporting lots of gel in the hair and the only claim to fame for some is an fugly face with ripped abs.  GOD!!  I love this show.. it gives me so much material and I love to hate on the "Bennies" (thats Joisey talk) who infiltrate our beaches and pretend that they own the place. 

Ok Ok.. I digress.  Here is the clip from Leno which gives me hope in knowing the education system for these peeps is working!!  Or working well into making sure once their tans wear off and their muscles turn into fat..  they will be the waiting tables at the Jersey Shore serving Pizza to the next generation of Guides/Guidettes..  I can see The Situation now...  "dang... them were da days and aint them grand??  All that fist pumping and sleeping with sleezy drunk ho's in the hot tub where I left my sperm last night was da bomb!!!!"


I'm just saying,,

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Major Lazer "Keep it Going Louder"

Okay.. the only reason I am posting this video is because its the coolest video with really cool video vixens!! I recognize a few of my blogga friends on the video and hope you get some corrective surgery to replace your eyes.. I kid you not Penny!!!

Major Lazer "Keep it Going Louder" from Eric Wareheim on Vimeo.

Peanut Butter The Face Painter

Effing Cool!! This wacky looking dude has some serious skills!! He is a face/body painter/artist who has performing this skill for like 20 years I think. He takes on Martha.. our queen of all things cooking/crafts and he demonstrates some very quick like face decorations. Now there are 2 sweet young girls awaiting to be adorned but I can only think they are terrified by this guys appearance and afeared they will look like clowns or hookus!!!! I can only imagine you can get some great tips for holidays/Halloween face decorating for peeps who are crafty. I used to be one of those peeps when the kids where young.. but now I just dont give a shit anymore..

Ch Ch Check it out!

An Unlikely Friendship Between an Orangutan and A Hound Dog

Ok, Its Long over due for some AWE factor. What else can make you go AWEEEE like two unlikely animals finding true friendship. I sorta relate with the wondering hound dog and need someone like the Orangutan to take care of me. Yeah Yeah.. I know thats pathetic.. but I am getting to old to take care of all the turds in my home and I want to move to an undisclosed island with no cell phone service. I would live in a bathing suit and sip umbrella drinks on the beach all day with no one to nag me. Sigh... thats sounds so beautiful I could cry.

Check out this video that seems to simulate real life. Life is like an a bunch of wild animals, you never know if your gonna get bit or licked..

Bad Romance Parody

This is hysterical. This is Sherry Vine singing Lady Gaga's tune as Lady Caca who has to go!!! This is pretty good video.. and LMAOOO

If you dont like "Toilet" humour... please slide on down the web page and the Real Housewives of Late Night!!

I'm just saying...

P.S.. Here is the real video of Lady Caca.. oops I mean Gaga singing Bad Romance. I really love this song and anything she sings really. Her videos are also amazing and I think she has totally changed the music industry and truly raised her legs.. oops.. I mean the bar.

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Real Housewives of Late Night

Oh my effing lawd - The Real Housewives of Late Night made a guest appearance on Today with Hoda and Kathie Lee. Watch, ya ding dong. I tink I am personally attracted to Lydia. She is a chain smoka afta me own heart.

I have embedded all da episodes below. Start from the bottom if you havent seen them all. December 23rd is the season finally and I will post that as well.


Episode 6: "What A Difference 'Today' Makes

Episode 5: "Giving Thanks"

Episode 4: "The Renovation"

Episode 3: "Let's Get Physical"

Episode 2, Part 1: "Surprise!"

Episode 2, Part 2: "Surprise!"

Episode 1: "Thick As Thieves"

Intro to the show..

Friggin Effin Amahzing!!

Stephen Colbert Raps With Alicia Keys!

This video of Stephen is Fan Freakin Tastic!!! (Thanks to Mibit for her heads up)

I am in awe of this dude and want to be his wife. I am hoping he has other talents as well I can explore will he raps to me. I want to be in his rap video as a Rap Video Vixen!! I will sleep with him to get the gig and maybe Alicia too!

The Colbert ReportMon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c
Alicia Keys - Empire State of Mind (Part II) Broken Down
Colbert Report Full EpisodesPolitical HumorU.S. Speedskating


Ok here is another clip of my future husband rapping.. ch ch check it out..

The Colbert ReportMon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c
Conservative Rap Battle - Michael Steele's Response
Colbert Report Full EpisodesPolitical HumorU.S. Speedskating

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Real Housewives of Late Night

Need I say more?

I'm just saying..

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Judge Judy Prank Calls!

OMG.. This is TFF. Some genius has captured all the Judge Judy-ism's and made a sound board. Then some other genius decided to prank some poor soul with all communication from Judge Judy herself! The response from this turd on the receiving end of the line is fantastic and I have fantasies of making prank calls to my kids to either make them shape up or ship out!!!

I wish there was a wave file for:

"clean your room you rotten bastard!" or
"get your own place you freeloading couch potato!!" or wait even better..
"go shave your ass cause you got roots growing by sitting infront of the video game all day!!"

Yeah.. that might work..

To make your own Judge Judy calls, use this handy utility.

I'm just saying..

Chubby Bunny Game

This new post is by our favorite Chola makeup artist Baby Smiley! She has shared with us this new game you can easily play with your friends and family. I know I know.. I am immature! But I cant help myself!!!!

This whole thing is totally LOL's and I dare you to watch this without not having a wee tinkle in your panties!!! Okay Okay.. only if you are menopausal will you soak your panties.

Disclaimer: If you do this at home, make sure atleast one person knows how to perform the Heimlich Manuever for safety sake! Oh, and make sure that person is not a perve who will feel up the big booby ladies.. I would rather choke to death than go through that again..

I'm Just saying...

Sanda Bullock Got The Chola Makeover!!

Sandra was on the George Lopez show and was surprised with a makeover by the Chola makeup artist herself!!!! BABY SMILEY!!! Below she provides a fantastic tutorial on creating the total bitch eye brows!!

Hmmm... I need to create this look so my kids can take me more seriously.

I KNOW!!! in the attic I could find a old flannel shirt left over from my broke ass ex husband. I planned on having a bon fire with his old clothes but I forgot. uhh.. I fired the attic boy, handyman, bitch, who... was my ex husband!!!

I'm just saying..

Oprah's 25 Years of Screaming Peeps Names


A very inventive protester to the turdtester gave me a chuckle..

I'm just saying...

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