Monday, April 25, 2011

The Best Man's Speech At A Destination Wedding

I really thought this would be one of those mundane stunts recently performed at weddings.. but I have to say, this guy is good.  Check out this dude rock a move like a rockstar and to be truthful, this guy is not the best in shape and as we see they are on a beach on some destination wedding, I can't even spot on sweat stain on his shirt!  That alone makes him a rock star!!


Penquins - The Mystery of the Grieving


Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins

on the ice in Antarctica - where do they go?

Wonder no more ! ! !

It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic

bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.

The penguin is very committed to its family and will

mate for life, as well as maintaining a form of

compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.

If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members

of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes

in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is

deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into and buried.

The male penguins then gather in a circle

around the fresh grave and sing:

"Freeze a jolly good fellow"

"Freeze a jolly good fellow."

"Then they kick him in the ice hole."

You really didn't believe that I know anything about penguins, did you?

It's so easy to fool OLD people.

I am sorry, the devil made me do it!!!

I fell for it too.

Sunday, April 10, 2011

Texas Coppa Defends Himself Against Baby Squirrel With Pepper Spray

I totally understand this police officer.  He was totally threatened with the wee squirrel who may jump up his pant leg and nosh on some hairy nutz.  Hey, thats what I wish the squirrel did.  It may of been hungry.

What is the big burly popo gonna do when you are faced with a skeary haired rat with a tail?  Pepper the rodent.  Thats what you do, even thou you have screaming middle schoolers behind you begging for mercy for the wee animal.

The best part is.. the department of popo on animals nono had this to say..

Mesquite Police Department has defended the officer's actions.

Sgt. Wes Talley said the officer stood between a group of students and the animal because he thought it may have been rabid.

Talley said after several unsuccessful attempts to scare the squirrel away, the officer used his pepper spray on it to protect the welfare of the students.

Well we can all go to sleep now knowing that the occifers of our country can defend us against the likes of a 3 inch long baby squirrel..

Hey!!  I'm Just saying!!

Thursday, April 7, 2011

Commercial To Inappropriate for TV.. um Ya Think?

HOLY INAPPROPRIATENESS!  I would like to meet the people who developed this concept and mostly the person who approved the making of this commercial!  I imagine this has to be some backwoods one horse town who seeths racism to the 10th degree.  Did they wear the KKK hats while filming?  How the hell did they even get people to act for the shoot?  I guess some people will do anything for a buck..

This blows my mind but I should not be surprised....  This country is going to hell in a handbasket fast!

Friday, April 1, 2011

A Blogger Cool New Feature.. VIEWS!

Blogger has introduced a new feature for ya'll viewers.  All readers can access the dynamic views for any blog by simply appending /view to the URL.   See the example below:

Blogger currently offers five dynamic views for its public blogs.  When you access the blog page in view format, you will find a drop down list on the top right to change the view to 5 options.

•Flipcard: available at [blogURL]/view/flipcard

•Mosaic: available at [blogURL]/view/mosaic

•Sidebar: available at [blogURL]/view/sidebar

•Snapshot: available at [blogURL]/view/snapshot

•Timeslide: available at [blogURL]/view/timeslide

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