Friday, February 27, 2009

Funny Jokes Of The Day

The Why ' s of Men

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX
(because they are plugged into a genius)
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2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don ' t have enough time)
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3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don ' t stop to ask directions)
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4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)
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(You ' re laughing, aren ' t you?!?!)


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5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won ' t hump women ' s legs at cocktails parties)
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6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
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7 . HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don ' t know.....it never happened)
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( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)

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And the personal favorite:
8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can ' t mow the lawn)
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Remember, if you haven ' t got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart...Then you are just an old sour fart!
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One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweat-shirt seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me,
'What setting do I use on the washing machine? '
'It depends, ' I replied. ' What does it say on your shirt? '
He yelled back, ' University of Oklahoma .. '
And they say blondes are dumb...
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A couple is lying in bed. The man says, ' I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world. '
The woman replies, ' I ' ll miss you... '
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'It's just too hot to wear clothes today, ' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, ' honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this? '
'Probably that I married you for your money, ' she replied.
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
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Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN
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Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.
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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder ' Instruction Manual. '
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