Sunday, June 26, 2011
A woman has reportedly died from the shock of coming to life at her own funeral.
Fagilyu Mukhametzyanov, 49, was wrongly declared dead by doctors, but she actually died after hearing people pray for her soul in Kazan, Russia, according to the Daily Mail. She also heard that there where 15 virgin young boys waiting for her beyond the pearly gates and wanted to get it on and poppin.
She was taken back to a hospital where she was declared dead, this time for good. With vision of young boys to get it on with. YOUNG STRAPPLIN YOUNG BOYS THAT IS.. Oh what an arc..
"Her eyes fluttered and we immediately rushed her back to the hospital but she only lived for another 12 minutes," her husband, Fagili Mukhametzyanov, said, according to the Daily News.
Mukhametzyanov said he plans to sue the hospital, which says it is conducting an investigation of the incident. His wife was not permitted to have or experience an arc since he could not git it up.
Her final cause of death was heart failure, according to reports. Her "first death" was also heart-related, a suspected heart attack. Cause of the Arc related fantasies..
This isn't the first time a funeral has taken an unexpected twist. In recent years, a man showed up alive for his own funeral in Brazil and a premature baby declared dead woke up before his own funeral before dying shortly after in Paraguay.
Let this be a lesson to peeps who fantasize about Arcs, real boobs and anything natural back in the day where processed food did not permeate our meals... Ya know those McNuggets are gonna kill ya right? It promotes moobs on men for all the wrong reasons..
Whole foods is the way to go peeps!
Posted by I'm Just Saying at 7:00 AM