My Choice for Shoes With My Blue Bathing Suit

Now a girl (or boy) has everything required to complete beach wear that will multitask to aid in snorkeling!  Who doesnt want to look fashionable and have everyone green with envy!

I do see a few flaws or potential hazzards with this pair of shewippers. 

1.  When walking in the sand, is it possible to throw sand in your OWN eyes?
2.  When walking in the sand, is it possible for the heels to sink?

I don't care anyways.. I like the look and I am sticking with it!

It Wasn't Me.. It Was The One Armed CAT!!!

This video is sooo adorable and reminds of my beloved Simba the golden lab. He had the same guilty expression and it was impossible to scold the animal!! Now mind you Simba didn't think he was an animal and used to run away daily to sniff and pee on every stop sign, mail box and fire hydrant. Till this day I think he had some kind of super bladder made for a dog like him because he could get all the way around the block before passing out.

Poor Simba was a repeat offender and had to be bailed out almost weekly from the doggy pokie. I hope doggie heaven has all the open fields with squirrels to chase minus the pokie. He would come home tramautized for days!!

American Idol You Tube Audition Then A Spanking..

Would I be a bad grandmother if I let my 5 year old grandson watch this video with me? Just askin..

Ok This was me.. At my sista's house being all good.. but I wasnt..

Where my boo at..

Man Thinks He has Headache.. But A Rusty Memory..

Who the hell in their right mind has rediculous never lasting gobstobbing headeaches and checks them selves in a hospital to eventually find out they got an affliction.. Called.. I GOT STABBED IN THE BRAIN AFFLICTION!!!

Geezus knive on brain and call me a stupid arse fuke.

Ok.. Stabbed in brain. check

Got migraines.. check..

Scored Pills on da street.. no help.. check

Slapped my baby mama's.. check

Had an XRAY.. check

Ur killin me!!!

Ugh

The Rose.. A Cover By A Special Peep

HEY!! I am not judging and am promoting the "Don't Hate" .. but

God Bless Her Heart..

I mean it.. for real!!!

Keenan Cahill Fist Pumps All Night Long With DJ Pauly D

If you peeps haven't seen this YouTube sensation Keenan Cahill, you have been missing out on the new lip syncing gnome who has some serious facial expressions and passions in his video's. 




Notice the lil dudes T-Shirt.  He is freakin adorable and I just want him to set him on my lap and pinch his cheeks..   his face you turds..

I am dying to know how old this lil dude is and what does his parents look like that spurned this little love muffin.

If you want to view Keenan's entire YouTube channel.. select HERE

For his twitter account.. here is the link..  http://twitter.com/KeenanCahill

Stupid Is As Stupid Does

Robert Michelson called 911 to ask how much trouble he could get into for his pot plant.

Life is like a bunch of chocolates, you never know who makes the chocolates with home grown pot!!

DOI!!!!!!!

Um.. This Is Funny?

YES IT IS DAMNBIT!!!

Do I even need to enlicist an interpretor to translate??  Can we already assume what they are somewhat talking about and what the reaction to the 'Oprah' Style interviewer is thinking?? or whats running through his head?

Ok.. be serious now peeps.. How many did you actually laugh..  HAH!!  UR ALL GUILTY!!

The Brawl Now Continues at Ihop!!

I think their is a conspiracy here. I think the same group of people are going from restuarant to take out and staging these nortorious fights to be Youtube stars!!!

Why Didnt I think of that first??? Details here

More Displays of KLASS At Chuckie Cheese!

I love the view of the woman half holding a baby trying to git in on the action. KLASSY!!!!

Turns out the fight started with one man's 2 baby mama's!! That will teach you to dip your stick in 2 different places..

Juice Head Deluxe!!!

My Mr Man works out at the gym and when I showed him this commercial, he nearly died laughing. He comes home and tells me stories all the time about people who just lift and dont do cardio and how bulked up they are and always wondering if Roids are involved. He can't stop talking about the mannerism's and he truly believes that this commercial says it all..

"I pick things up and put them down"

Did you see that guys calf??

Ever Had An Itch You Couldnt Scratch?

This has to be the smartest horse I have ever seen.  I have seen humans lean up against a door or wall to scratch a back but I had no clue the horse's are just as smart as my brothers..  things that make you go hmmm

Recombobulation

Ok I been in my share of airports.. the pat downs.. the anhiliation of it all  OH THE HUMANITY!!  Truly is sucks but.. I have never seen an area like in an Milwaukee airport the total has as area for 'Recombobulate!


Recombobulation'!!  For Real??  so you get ur pat down.. your made to undress.. you show or let ur junk be felt up.. and now?!?!??!  You get a place to get recombobulation??  I want to smoke what they are smoking.. 

Ok an urbans dictionary of the meaning..  here we go..

1. To put something back the way it was, or into proper working order


2. To gather one's thoughts or composure

Does that give you any indication on how wrong this action is?!?!?!  I see a need to let people regroup.. but how amazing is it that you have too?!?!?
 
So lets all just approve of this sexual unleashing of the staff to grope, feel us up, and just get a woodie on our behalf. 
 
I AM NOT A FAN!!!!

The Family

A kindred spirit sent this to me via twitter and I think it sums it all UP!!!

This picture can apply to ANY family and mostly the twitter family as of late. You can follow me on twitter @ImaJustSaying

Thank you my extended azz family @TweetinGrandma shmooches..

Baby Charlotte "No No"

I have squeezed out a few babies in my lifetime for better or for worse.. but this shweet face baby is one you just can't stop staring at and talk to her ALL day!! 



That face is too much for me and I have many questions to ask this Charlotte.  I interrogate my grandkids all the time and you have no idea what a calm voice and careful questioning can loosen the lips from the wee lads and lasses.  My son knows that he can not keep ANY secrets from me since his son is so inlove with me and my candy stockpile that I can sway that 4 year old into telling me ANYTHING!!!!

Babies are the BOMB!!

The Homeless Man With the God Given Voice

Whoo knew??  Not me until I watched this video of this enterprising man who is pimpin his skills for anyone who would read his placard and just stop!!!  HAMMER TIME!! 



Again.. second chances..  LET OUR PEOPLE GO!! and lets just give second chances to people who have made bad decisions who have talents and let them have the ability to redeem themselves and forghetta about employing themselves to getting off public assistance and getting a job.  Sounds simple??

This man looks nothing like his voice and his voice is a gift from baby Jesus. 

Turns out this video was shot from a news show and he is now given many offers of employment and I just say..  GOOD FOR YOUR YOU MAN WITH A FACE THAT DOES NOT MATCH YOUR VOICE!!

Praise employers and the ability to see talent..  PRAISE THE RADIO BUSINESS SINCE THEY CANT SEE!!

Let Me Tail You Something

"The People Of Walmart" is the gift that keeps on giving and Walmart is a gift from baby Jesus!



When does someone not know when there is a Walmart breeze on your azz and who wouldnt be conscience of plumbers butt when your sporting a tail?  What US location does this tail sporting pants on the ground perp hail from?  Is it the water they are drinking?  It is genetic?  It is a spooky small town issue where all the town folks sport tails while dancing nekkid after lapping milk from a bowl and howling to the full moon?

Inquiring minds gotta know!!

Another post from People Of Walmart has another hybrid of a human.



I am wondering if this woman (or man?) hails from the same town as the tail man above where their breasticle's grow on their back or their feet are just backwards.. someone splain...  Do they make back bra's or some other kind of support to lift and seperate?

Hey.. I'm just saying...

Baby Rockin to Florence and The Machine

Have to gotta love me sweet baby face hard rocka's.  This poor sweet nuttin of a bugga eatin, diaper crappa, let me eat some shmashed food kinda kid has some serious Rock N Rollin kind of genes. Not the jeans kind so let me splain. 

This kid wants his music, Florence and The Machine, and dont mess with him when he dont get it!!  He really lets you know when he is unhappy and you have no other alternative to provide this sweet face child with the happy sounds he requires and deserves.  I think we have a real head banger on our hands and I am askeared.  I have visions of clown makeup painted on the sweet babies face and some illegal substances at hand.

I KID I KID!!!  nope I dont, I dont..

Insanity At A Subway!!!!

This is your brain on drugs... or maybe vats of alcohol, but watching this scene play out above.. I thought of ONE THING AND ONE THING ONLY that was gonna happen..

DON'T TASE ME BRO!!!!!

Just as I was thinking that.. in come the shield carrying brigade armed with tasers slung over their wrists like big ol shotguns...

This guy was such a dipshit.  He was acting all so tough that he even beat up a telephone.

In the end..  he did as I expected.. cried like a baby and nearly sucking his thumb asking for his banky...

 

Woman Solves Wheel of Fortune Puzzle With One Letter

This is just crazy stuff plucked out of a "Good Feeling About It"!!

This woman has identified the first letter "L" in the 7 word phrase and then just decided to solve the puzzle.  Amazeballs..

I bet she was one of those kids in school who had those tight braided pigtails, perfectly clean shoes and white bobbi socks and a plaid skirt who never slouched or picked her nose who raised their hand for EVERY question.

I hated kids like that..

I prefer my Wheel Of Fortune in the casino's where I am a little over zealous, fueled by free watered down cocktails and just waiting for the slot machine to loudly applaud and scream.. WHEEL.. OF.. FORTUNE!!!  while the wheels spins and spins and everyone is looking at me and I am doing the happy dance!

Chuck Norris

Someone sent me a Tweeet today that I should Do a Google search for

"Where is Chuck Norris"

and click on the first option

These are the results you may get:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.



No standard web pages containing all your search terms were found.


Your search - Chuck Norris - did not match any documents.

Suggestions:

• Run, before he finds you
• Try a different person

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
And I thought I had too much time on my hands....

Real Housewives Of Atlanta Recap Episode 6

Well my reality show junkie friends.. we got a guest blogger to recap the new episode and I do love this brand of SHNARK!!!

Sunday nights just got a whole lot better, people. What better way to end the weekend than sitting in front of the ladies from Atlanta? Let's jump right in with Miss Kim. Kimmy Kim Kim. We know you want to be Lady Gaga. We get it. We even have a great name for you - Duchess OMG. Imagine the air kisses you can share with the Countess! Shut the front door! But sweetie, it's just not gonna happen. That's not to say you aren't going to be the best Kim Zolciak ever. We believe you can do it. We're just not with you on the singing thing.

Click Here to Read More fantastic rhetoric from our guest blogger

Real Housewives Of Atlanta Preview

Ok My Reality Junky Friends..  Here is a thread to spew all our shnarks and rants on the Real Housewives Of Altanta tonight at 10:00 PM!!

I hope to have a recap tomorrow of the show by a mystery guest blogger. 

I'm Baaaaack!!!!!

Sorry Peeps.  I have taken a break and will do my best to update more often since I have included more fiber in my diet to be more regular. 

For my cyber friends.. please comment in any fashion that suits you.