Glee Inspired Emmy's Opening

Alright, I wasn't going to post this video since I thought EVERYONE watched the Emmy's and as I found out this weekend.. nope.. its not true..

I spent time with my brother and his wife this holiday weekend when I tried to engage them in conversation regarding the Emmy's opening number and guess what.. THEY DIDN'T SEE IT!!!

RIGHT???? Thats what I was thinking... TURDS!!!!!!

When you have HUGE nominees like Mad Men and Glee with a host who graces us like Jimmy Fallon, I thought for sure that EVERYONE WOULD WATCH??

So for a few of you turds who have no culture in todays TV, here is the clip of the opening scene for the Emmy's.

Betty White was a fantastic cameo but I have to say.. Don Draper in anything but a suit and a ciggarette hanging from his mouth.. is still sexy.. loved the hippity hop.

If I was Betty White, I woulda slapped that ass.

One last note.. why is Hurely (from Lost) still over weight?? Isnt he eating nuts and berries on that Island?? That to me is a recipe for massive diarrhea which is a diet from the gods..

PS.. Turn the volume on high so you can rock out to my next husband

Adam Sandler Does Jimmy Fallon The High-Larity Ensues..

I love me some Jimmy as well as Adam but this shit is tff.  There is to much that can go wrong with this interview/ dialogue..  but it always comes off where you pee your pants as funny.  I myself maybe have similar stories about kids discovering you in the shower but I have one story from a work friend.  She was in the shower with her two kids and had to bend over to grab something and her daughter asked her..  "Mommy.. when will I get hair in my ass??"  lord have mercy.. this is a great segway into this funny ass video clip of Adam Sandler with Jimmy laughing his ass off or either too embarrased to say so.  I still cant get over the Pink Poo thingy thats a dingy which a hangy on the ass-dingle-bingy. 



More funny chit from Jimmy via Andy Gibb



How many times do we have to watch Kristen Wiig totally lose it and lose it ourselves??  SHe is a freakin genius of nature and I want to hang out with her. 

I'm Just saying..

Jimmy Fallen and Bradley Cooper..

Ok who doesnt like some of whipped up Jimmy Fallen especially when he is wearing speedo's on a sunset couch.  I have no idea what I just said.  Anywho..  who doesnt like some Bradley Cooper??  I will do body shots off his navel any day.  Sigh.. my fantasies just take me over.. 

Anyway.. check out this great clip of the duo having fun and now my current fantasies is doing both of them in a twin bed.  Why a twin?  Cause I am going to the cream in the oreo cookie, because they are both STRONG BLACK MEN!!   yeah.. good times..  Chit.. I will let you know how my fantasy turns out and if they are in good company of said porn stars with a LONG history of satisfying..  sigh.   


 
Ok.. I have a confession that I have to see a therapist for.. I first typed Jimmy Kimmel who I dont really like.. WTH???   I see myself laying on a couch in the near future.  Off to spend alot of money and I would think the therapist would give GOOD advice. 

Jimmy Fallon Takes On Valentines Day

Jiimmy Fallon  AKA Robert Pattinson demonstrates what is wrong with Valentines Day.  I really think my Mr Man totally wrote this skit since I have NEVER received a Valentines day card, flower, candy or even the lame kitchen appliance!!  I have decided not to buy him anything or even acknowledge the day and see what he does.. This will be a fun day,..

Jimmy Fallon Takes On Glee

Jimmy boy did it again.  Now that our series of Real Housewives of Late Night is over, Jimmy is now giving us new stuff and Glee couldnt be a better choice. 

Ch Ch Check it out!!