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For all you filthy Haggis eating folks, a 21 year old ban has been lifted in the US for consumption of the Scottish Pudding - HAGGIS!! Now you can all die and go to heaven with this delectable delight of Sheep innards as a main ingredient which was banned for many years as it was thought to be dangerous and fatal. Many Scottish peeps tried to smuggle the lovely morsels into the States and only got deported. US butchers tried to replicate the engorging type food with beef instead of sheep but was poo pooed for it.
I see peeps lining up at the local butcher tomorrow to sample the old world taste of ass.
I'm just saying...