Proposal Video Ahh.. How Come I Didnt Go To Prom??

Wouldnt it of been lovely if your Mr Man has expressed so much love?? 

Now that I think about it.  he is a furry rat bastid that does not deserve clean sheets and a furry pillow.. I know have idea's



Furry Rat Bastid for making me think I dont deserve this.. can we say arsenic in the coffe??  Thank you Nine To Five Ladies.. You got me back!!

Word of the Day... Back Fat

DONT  SPREAD THE WORD!!  You may find a cookie or a dognut.  Yeah I said that.. Dog-Nut. 

Ok this is my biggest nightmare.  Me in a gown whith all me goodies spilling out back.. under me arms.. and out of my strapless gown, While at my daughers wedding..  sigh..  I KNOW I KNOW!!  How many times have u seen that!!??

The woman who fitted me when I complained of back fat said.. huney.. you have no idea and you are certainly ok.    Then I started to compare myself to the woman in the pic and thought..

                                              I AM NOT OK!!!

Who want to compared to woman who have ability to NOT have any kind of back fat??

So I expressed myself with a lovely wrap.. WHAT THE HELL WOULD YOU THINK I WOULD DO!!

My sister on the other hand likes diversions.  She wears a sausage dress that pushes up her boobs so high and out, thats all you can see and say.. HOLY CHIT!!!  DAMN YOU LOOK GOOD!!

My sister prefers to make a handshake with her boobs and all eyes on it.  God Its wrong when you learn a lesson from your baby sister. 

Sigh..

Mr Man is Pissed.. Again.. Early Morn..

This is categorized under WTF.  Mr Man is an aficionado of Oatmeal... Yes peeps you heard me right.  He has lost like 20 pounds pummeling down the gookey food but perfecting his own recipe with protein powder, mashed banana, a secret recipe topped with cinnamon, walnuts and fresh blueberries.  I decided to get on his instant fat burning kick and when he makes his witches brew each morning, he makes me a cute wee bowl in a fancy shmancey glass bowl that was made to present the best of dips to the chips and I am so impressed.

I am already up this morn and he is tasking away in the kitchen making his special special brew and was wishing quietly he used bourbon in lieu of water but shit.. You cant ask for much.

Turns out after making this special brew and setting up all the bowls of the day..  he came to me and asked if the dishwasher was clean.  I was like.. How The fark would I know?? Check the glasses on the top of the rack in the dishwasher.  If they have a pool of water on the glasses.. yep.. they are clean..

HOLY CHIT!!!  SOMEONE CALL 911!!!  I heard weird sounds of oatmeal being slammed into the sink and he peaked around the wall and said.. wait..  "I AM NO LONGER MAKING THIS FOR YOU ANY MORE!!!"

Ok now time to contain my gurgling laughter, must put on a good face.. PLEASE OH PLEASE DON'T LAUGH OUT LOUD!!

I kindly tell the Mr Man.. "its not my fault you didn't use clean dishes..  "  Ok when I said that, I cowarded into the corner and waited.  Waiting to see if he would pull out the magic pot to mix up a new brew. 

As I sit here I don't even know if he is cooking again or scratching his ass with the bloody spoon..

If you don't hear from me in 2 days.. please send a rescue squad.  I may be buried in the garden topped with oatmeal..  Please send donations to my childrens college fund.

Pink More Details On her Concert Tour Abroad

Ok since my last post of Pink, I have checked her tour schedule and cant find anything in my area at all. Actually so far what I see is in Europe and am feeling slighted.  Come on Pinkie Tuscadero and give us some dates for the US.. Ok I am not gonna fly across the country but a  good drive will do. 

More video from Pink which is her peeps and not a purp with a cell phone.. how exciting is this when you are pumped up on alcohol!!  Wait.. did I just say that?  I meant energy.. or um.  chemicals.. that are called.. called.  Shit.. ok u got me.. ALCOHOL!!!

Ok, you naysayers have your field day.. but you all just a bunch of liars and peeps in the closet..

pifft.. 



SHE IS A GODESS!!!!!!

Jimmy Fallen and Bradley Cooper..

Ok who doesnt like some of whipped up Jimmy Fallen especially when he is wearing speedo's on a sunset couch.  I have no idea what I just said.  Anywho..  who doesnt like some Bradley Cooper??  I will do body shots off his navel any day.  Sigh.. my fantasies just take me over.. 

Anyway.. check out this great clip of the duo having fun and now my current fantasies is doing both of them in a twin bed.  Why a twin?  Cause I am going to the cream in the oreo cookie, because they are both STRONG BLACK MEN!!   yeah.. good times..  Chit.. I will let you know how my fantasy turns out and if they are in good company of said porn stars with a LONG history of satisfying..  sigh.   


 
Ok.. I have a confession that I have to see a therapist for.. I first typed Jimmy Kimmel who I dont really like.. WTH???   I see myself laying on a couch in the near future.  Off to spend alot of money and I would think the therapist would give GOOD advice. 

Tortoise Helping Tortoise

If only peeps had my back like the demonstration below.  As I got halfway into this video.. A few thoughts comes into my mind..

"And then a hero comes along,

With the strenght to carry on,
And you cast your fears aside and you know you can survive,
So when you feel like hope is gone,
Look inside you and be strong,
And you'll finally see the truth that a hero lies in you."



Play the following video for your listenting pleasure why you watch the above video. 

HBO Boardwalk Empire Preview

HOLY SHIT BALLS!!!  This looks freakin amazing!!!  September folks..

Preview Trailer #3

Pinks New Tour Preview

Who wouldnt want to attend this party????  Who is with me!!!



Get your party hats on peeps!!

RH of NY KCS COUGER Parody of the Best Kind!!

I have posted many of these, but somehow this one is SPOT ON!!  You have to laugh out loud on this one.



also, the infamous night on Skeary Island Dinner with laugh tracks.  So worth the rewatch



I die!

So Am I Watching a Masterpiece or is a porno??

So.. i .. dunno... lets watch... ok.. so there..

David Mamet's "Lost Masterpieces of Pornography" w/ Kristen Bell, Ed O'Neill & Ricky Jay from David Mamet

Word of the Day.. NIPPLES!!

What say you??

Im just saying is all.. If I was a wee baby with needs..

What???

Why Oh WHy Do You Have to Spill The Wine??

I had feeling of like licking the ground.. taking a straw to the floor.. or just plain old needing to gather all the lovely liquids that spill to the floor and I dont care if botchulism lived there.. I would totally suck up that shit. Call me what you want. but I am just a thirsty gal..



I am not a person afflicted with Parkinson's. I'm just an alcoholic. I am still shakin looking at all that wasted booze.

I'm just saying..

Red Skelton's Pledge of Allegiance

AMEN!!!!!!!



Dag Nabbit.. AMEN!!!

I'm Just saying..