It's Painful To Be So Fashionable!

Don't hate this guy for his upright fashion sense.  It's a difficult decision when its Halloween and the finishing touches to your costume won't stay in its place!  Your already late for the party and the last thing you want to do is be so late and the only one sober while everyone else is getting their freak on!  What to do?  We super glue the wee hat to our head only to realize the next morning when you laying in a pool of pumpkin spice vomit, that your hat is still stuck to your head and it won't come off.  Off to the E.R for more humiliation but I have to say, the two gents here have a fantastic sense of humor through the whole thing.  But most importantly,  he wont lose his hair.  All 1/8 inch of it.

Happy Times..

Whose Idea Was This? Some Cheap Ass Bastid Thats Who!!!

After getting hitched at the Bristol Register Office, these 2 knuckle heads, headed to the local Kentucky Fried Chicken in a tuxedo and wedding gown! Their friends had laughed when they initially suggested the location for the reception, but 30 people showed up to celebrate the pair’s new union. The inspiration for the event stemmed from Kalli’s parents, who had held their own wedding reception at a local McDonald’s. By the time the reception had concluded, the group had chowed down on about a total of $325 worth of chicken and chips! Classy.

Now I cant really believe it cost that much?  That would be like 30 guests or are they just big eaters??  Dang, I thought I needed to buy a bird cage for my Mr Man.

My Choice for Shoes With My Blue Bathing Suit

Now a girl (or boy) has everything required to complete beach wear that will multitask to aid in snorkeling!  Who doesnt want to look fashionable and have everyone green with envy!

I do see a few flaws or potential hazzards with this pair of shewippers. 

1.  When walking in the sand, is it possible to throw sand in your OWN eyes?
2.  When walking in the sand, is it possible for the heels to sink?

I don't care anyways.. I like the look and I am sticking with it!

It Wasn't Me.. It Was The One Armed CAT!!!

This video is sooo adorable and reminds of my beloved Simba the golden lab. He had the same guilty expression and it was impossible to scold the animal!! Now mind you Simba didn't think he was an animal and used to run away daily to sniff and pee on every stop sign, mail box and fire hydrant. Till this day I think he had some kind of super bladder made for a dog like him because he could get all the way around the block before passing out.

Poor Simba was a repeat offender and had to be bailed out almost weekly from the doggy pokie. I hope doggie heaven has all the open fields with squirrels to chase minus the pokie. He would come home tramautized for days!!

American Idol You Tube Audition Then A Spanking..

Would I be a bad grandmother if I let my 5 year old grandson watch this video with me? Just askin..

Ok This was me.. At my sista's house being all good.. but I wasnt..

Where my boo at..