K-Fed Topless and Zexy Baby!!!!

This guy was once married to Britney Spears and famous for his hotness? I have a new rap written for him..

GIVE ME A BEAT!!!!

My name is K-Fat, and I wanna say...
My belly is happy and wants to come out and PLAY!

Oink Oink... Oink Oink...

I'm Britneys baby daddy who once was hot...
But now I get paid a ton to watch the tater tots!!

Oink Oink... Oink Oink...

I sit on my butt, collecting big fat checks....
Once was a dancer... now I'm just a wreck!!!!

Oink Oink... Oink Oink...

My tats where once small, just a piece of art...
Now they are huge, as if my skin had a big fart!!!

Oink Oink... Oink Oink...

I'm going on celebrity fit club, to loose me gut..
Walking to the scale.. I will give my best strut!!

Oink Oink... Oink Oink...

I once smelled manly, hot smells in crystal glass,
Now I reek of chit cause I just cant reach my ASS!!!!!

Oink Oink... Oink Oink...

Boooya!!! My Boo!!

I'm just saying!!!!!









Update: My sister just told me that I must of been drunk when I posted this. Ok I will give her that since when I called her late at night and asked her if she had a few drinks that she should see this post..

I'm Just Saying...