Teenagers Spend An Average of 31 Hours A Week Online

Teenagers spend an average of 31 hours a week online and nearly two hours a week looking at pornography, according to a study.

Akay Akay... The article above provides some interesting information on what our teens are doing with their time, but I think a study would be more interesting on how much time peeps like me spend her time. The facts would be astounding.

23 hours a day online
1 hour a day sleeping
15 minutes a day cleaning
5 minutes a day performing french bath
40 minutes a day rebooting my puter and cleaning out temp file

yep.. thats it.



All I gotta say it.. KIDS YOUR LAME!! TRY AND KEEP UP WIT GRANDMA!!!!!

I'm just saying...

It Must Be Sun Stroke!!

Sitting on the beach all day can do crazy things to your brain!!! I wonder if it had to do anything with the contents in his beverage cooler? When I was a kid, my parents took us to the beach often in the summertime and we had always packed 2 beverage coolers. One contained Kool-Aid for me and my siblings.. and the other one contained um... I don't remember what it contained. Every time I asked my parents what it was.. they called it BUG JUICE! Now I didn't really think my parents were drinking juices of bugs, but I certainly did know that it was something I was not allowed to drink. Hhhhmmmmmm....

Anywho.. This following video demonstrates what happens when you drink BUG JUICE on the beach under the sun and then try to put your clothes on. I never knew putting on your clothes was so hard?? Oh Wait.. last night trying to find my pajamas took 20 minutes after a WHOLE LOTTA BUG JUICE!!!!!!

I'm just saying..


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Lil' Bill O'Reilly

I am dying here laughing me arse off... (lord I wish that was possible)

After finding The Lil' View, I also found Lil' Bill O'Reilly and its equally funny and yes it will also give you a headache just like the big turd.. Bill O'Reilly.

Watch these next clips and tell me if you see any difference from the child to the man.

I'm just saying...

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The Lil' View

OMG!!! Funny or Die has this great lil' skit of The View, pint sized. No matter how you size it up.. its still funny.

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HOLY CHIT MY MAN IS A ROCK STAR!!!!

OMG.. I am trying to relax and git me buzz on and holy crapper!!! The man runs down the stairs to show me a picture he found on the internet. Now I am thinking.. holy chit.. this is Aileen's time and you have no business down here while I am blogging.. this is secret chit...

Anywho.. this man went to boarding school in Switzerland with alot of braniacs. Peeps who's pappy's found a whole lotta establishments. So who cares.. Now he had this one kid in his school.. A kid from a Jazz Man.. He put the kid in the school when he travelled in Europe. My man has told me stories.. but he did not tell me this. It turns out all these years he was on a cover of an album for this musician!!!! He is freaked out!!! How does he not remember the so called photo shoot! Anyway.. he was so cute as a bambino and I am getting naughty thoughts.

Ch Ch Chexk it out. He is the sweetie pie looking left.

Durex Condom Advertisement For The Perverted Peeps!!

Wooooohoooo.. A commercial that I can relate with.. Dats right peeps.. I sneek a cover over the rover to ensure the speed bumps wont wreck the living room. Lord I am not sure if that made sense.. Anywho.. I get the squeek squeek and the squeek.. and the omg.. I SQUEEK!!

Please keep your hands on the keyboard while you watch the video.. if not.. it will make the mouse sticky...

I'm just saying..

Blast From The Past X 2

Oh Lord..

Again.. if you don't know who Phyllis Diller is, please close your browser now for it will self destruct and your hair will turn white and stand straight out fooorrrevvvaaaa.




This is a fun tidbit with Phyllis and Roseanne having lunch together and I truly believe Phyllis wants Roseanne to get out of the friggin kitchen!! Boy do I know that feeling... Ok that's another post for another day.. Anywho... both these woman are comedic geniuses and so amazing to see them together. You can see more of Roseanne at her website to get updated with all her political rants and crazy stuff.. but lord.. I still find this woman hysterical!!!!

Okay.. I have been told a thousand times that I am a younger version (omg.. do they know how old I am??) version of Roseanne. I torture my kids.. pull constant pranks on them where I try to convince them they are adopted, unwanted and funny looking. and they compete to make me laugh. I am so proud of my brood... They can take a lickin..





I miss both these woman and hate to see female comics put out to pasture.

I'm just saying...

Lately The View Is A Pew!!!!

Ok Ladies and Germs.. lets hope this week is a better week on The View. Lately it really stinks and I a struggling for commentary on Winnie's Web Site. To commemorate this past weeks stinky arse show's, I found this little tidbit that is more interesting than the past few weeks show. Now, please close your eyes when you see Rosie cause its not my intent to include her in the pee-uuu but its the only thing I got on a slow day..

Take a little time to enjoy the peeeeee-uuuuu

I'm just saying...

Is This Too Much Touching???

Tru Tv has a reality show - "The Principals Office" and the two boys here got into trouble at a dance for "Dirty Dancing". Now I am not sure if it was dancing with each other or girls.. but these guys are hysterical and comfortable with their feminine side. Actually the more I look at these dudes.. cougar-ville doesn't seem so vile. To think I used to condemn these woman...

Ch Ch Check it out.

HOLY TORPEDO PANTS!!!

Vapors.... Hot flashes... Seriously dirty thoughts...

Ok... I just have no words for this one.. Yes peeps.. I am finally speechless..

Please fill in the blank:

Size matter's because ______________________

Ok I am heading over to the pic to slice off the sides of the man-panties for the BIG reveal.... I don't slice and tell..



I'm just saying...

Colooorrss.. Duuude..... HOLY DENTIST!

I SWEAR THIS IS NOT ONE OF GRANDSONS WHERE I GAVE HIM WHISKEY SOAKS ON HIS TOOFUS!!!

Phew.. thank god babysitting the g-babies was not on video where they would lock me up and shove the key up me arse for making my grandsons chug the whiskey and smoke the peace pipe.. A G-MA (grandma) gotta get a nap in sometime.. sheesh..

I KID!! I KID!!!!!!

This poor boy is traveling home from the dentist and I think he was administered some serious LSD in lieu of laughing gas. He has all the classic signs.

I hope he doesn't start to see Sponge Bob invade the school of The Wonder Pets and burn their Fly Boat!! Wait.. that would be cool..

Either this kid is doped up.. or is emulating his parents...

I'm just saying...

Octo Mom's Nose Is Grooooooowing...........

Ok first her stomach grew to the size of 50 watermelons.. NOW her nose is growing..

It has been reported that sources close to Octo-Mom Nadya Suleman said that her church was helping her locate a new home for her and her 14 babies. Octo Mom has recently commented she attends Calvary Chapel Golden Springs, which prompted several media ho's to follow up inquires concerning her attendance. Now, the church had this to say.. "We can say, however, that she is not personally known to our pastors or staff. And to the best of our knowledge, Ms. Suleman's only contact with us was a minor inquiry regarding our Children's Ministry."





Hmmmmmmmmm.. some ones nose is growing.. and growing and growing.. Why would someone have to lie about their religious practice? Does that make you a better Octo-Mom?

I'm just saying....


P.S. The photo is from a fun blog called Pretty On The Outside.. ch ch check it out. This guy is an amazing artist. OH!! One more thing.. HE IS A BRAVO JUNKIE TOO!!!

Holy Chocolate-Covered Bacon?

WTF????? Chocolate Covered Bacon?? (wondering if this will cure a hangover...) What will they come up with next?????

The Florida State Fair is sporting some interesting treats that will MAKE YOU FAT!!! I keep smacking my head against my screen to figure out how did they ever come up with that combo? wait.. wait... its coming to me now...

This dude discovered while he was making breakfast that he was super late cause of his jerk before work and decided to forgo the eggs and just grab the bacon and run to the bus stop.

This dudette overslept due to a session with BOB, many many times, and only had time to grab the chocolate syrup she spilled in a cup and ran to the bus stop.

Coming from different directions these two unlikely peeps had literally ran into each other and their items got bunched together..

The dude looks down and says HEY!!!!! Your chocolate is on my bacon!! Then dudette looked down and says HEY!!!!! Your bacon is in my chocolate!!! ..

Hence the chocolate covered bacon was born.

I'm just saying...

This Gives The Term "Milk'in It" New Meaning!

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh.. I am not so sure this "Toy" is such a good idea for the kiddies. First of all, I am sure that Octo-mom Nadya Suleman had this toy as a wee lass which had probaly put the idea in her head to be a milking cow herself and right then and there decided to have 14 babies!!! She did say that as a young child she always knew she wanted to have many babies.

Now on the other hand, I don't think this is a good idea for the wee lads either. Once these boys get their hands on the milking cow, they grow up and eventually find their way to the strips joints in order to rekindle their childhood memories.

Yep, I see no good coming out of this toy for anyone! Oh, and one more thing.. if its not real milk.. WHAT THE HECK IS IT? Please don't make me go there....

I'm just saying....

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY YOU SAPS!!!

Happy Valentines Day you Turds!!! Okay Okay.. for you peeps who want the sappy sticky useless rhetoric that comes out of Valentines Day.. Here is more of the DIVINE Miss M!!! If you want some Huggin and a Squeezin and some Muggin and some Teasing.. well then this is the song for you desperate peeps. I myself like to get right down to business with out all the come hither stuff. I'm a business woman ya know....

I'm just saying...

Movie of the Weak - Mawwage

When I think of Valentines Day.. I get all soft and mushy inside. I think of my wedding day and how my father had a shot gun to my ex-turds back. Now my ex wasn't so upset when his ankle was cuffed to the front pew to keep him from fleeing.. but I think he was a really good sport about it. When the banjo's played the wedding march.. it brought a tear to my eye..

Mawwage folks... and dont tell me you don't know this one SANDY!!!!!

Here is a video that captured the unholy event. Oh crap I just realized that soft and mushy feeling was in my pants and not my heart..

I'm just saying...

The Most Romantic Song Ever!!

Its almost time peeps to break out the black hearts and dead flowers!!! TIME TO SERENADE YOUR SIGNIFICANT UDDA (you know by now those uddas are hitting floor)!!! Here is a special romantic song to remind us of why you have choosen to have twin beds in your bedroom.



Hey.. I am just saying and not responsible for your sorry arse peep.

I'm just saying..

Pre Valentines Day Sweet Nuttins!

For all you sappy romantic buttheads.. here is a lovely tidbit to remember prior to saying I DO!! It appears I have recognized a few of these scenarios.. Okay maybe more than a few but what a race to the finish!!! I think the finish should be death by nagging..



I'm just saying...

Blast From The Past

Ok come on.. who doesn't remember getting the chills from watching "Revenge Of The Nerds" movie, with the scene of the talent show, then you first saw Poindexter's shadow with the electric violin play (the 80's sound music) then eventually seeing that bow fly up into the air???? You could see his spiked hair and glasses in the shadow.. You knew he was suddenly cool. It must of been a nerd directing and editing. Lord I want to sleep with Poindexter (shivers with goosebumps)

Now this was Bugger's big time to shine in his EEELLVIS garb. What a package.

You gotta love Lamar. The boy had the limp wrist that gave them an edge in the javelin throw and can do the moondance with swift hips!!!

Clap.. your hands every body... and every body clap your hands...

This is my motto in life.

Your getting a divorce from the hot mess?
Clap.. your hands every body..

Your just got fired from the butthole of a job?
Clap.. your hands every body..

You just loss 10 pounds from diarrhetics?
Clap.. your hands every body..

You drank ur arse off silly last night and found out your true love is butt ugly?
Clap.. your hands every body..

Peeps if you haven't seen this movie, then please.. go directly to butthead.com and register yourself for a beating with a wet noodle. Seriously.





I'M IN LOVE WITH A NERD PEEPS!!!!

I'm just saying...

This Is Why You're FAT!!

BLECK!!!!







Yeah I said it!!!! YOU KNOW WHY YOU ARE FAT!!!! You are stuffing that greasy, salty, fatty, pussy looking disgusting chit INTO YOUR PIEHOLES!!!! Now.. I must say.. the reason I am fat is due to big bones and an issue with my thyroid. I SWEAR!!!!! I do have a doctors note and an x-ray to prove it.. Please view the medical documents on my other website at : http://WWW.I81U812/mla

If you want to check out this site for the most disgusting food you most likely have eaten or upload your own disgusting food pics to contribute.. CLICK HER FATTIES!!!

Now if this makes you want to go on a diet or stick a finger down your throat, check out the next post that will ensure that you will only eat whole natural foods. Wait. I think it is a natural food.. wait. maybe this gross ass food is the better alternative..

Please comment here and tell us how many items you have actually eaten. Please don't be shy and be honest. We are all sitting on our arses tapping on the puter all day stuffin the pie hole. Well at least you are.

I'm just saying..

The Next "Real Thing" is Cow Piss!

Does your Pepsi lack pep? Is your Coke not the real thing? India's Hindu nationalist movement apparently has the answer: a new soft drink made from cow urine.





Oh Ma GAWD!!!!!!!!!!!! This is all kinds of wrong on all kinds of levels and I dont want to hear about any kind of nutritional value! I will just puke with it 5 inches from my lips!!! oh.. wait. We may be able to market this drink as a weight loss product for peeps who are unable to put their fingers down their own throat!!! That would be me!!!!!!!! If I see someone throwing up.. well it just sets off a chain reaction and I start wretching as well. Just writing this post is making me want to run to the bathroom and hurl! Uh oh.. brb.. ok back.. just lost 2 pounds.. the diet is working already and I didnt have to purchase anything.. All I have to do is come back here and reread this post if I ate to much and feel guilty.

Check out the article that made me puke

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How To Become A Right Winged Female Parrot

My fellow Blogger Rainlille from "Great Minds Think Like Me" thought one of her 'Rain Made' video's would be perfect for I'm Just Saying since I like to bash The View Cohost Tart Elizabitch Hasselcrack. And yes.. SHE IS RIGHT!!!! I would like to take credit for it.. but I prefer to steal udda peeps chit.

Ch Ch Check out Rain's compilation of How To Become A Right Winged Female Parrot

Holy OSBOURNES!!!!! (can you put those two words in the same caption?)

HOLY BATSHIT!!!!




The Osbournes are back at it again.. RELOADED!!!! Well at first I was a bit skeptical but of course had to check it out, and I think this is going to be good! This is the piss your pants stuff that I love!!

Ch ch Check out the video below for a preview and set your tivo's!








I dont expect this show to last a few seasons but I will take just one season of this funny butt stuff!

I'm just saying,,,

HOLY OCTO MOM!!!!

Is this for real? Did the Octo Mom create a website at this stage in the game with all the criticism and outrage, but puts up a website begging for money?!?!?!?!?!?! Already?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

There are two links for donations of money and items.






Clearly we should not turn our back on the children who did not choose to emerge into this world.. but I would not feel comfortable sending money to this woman who in my opinion is delusional!!!! I can not imagine her spending this money wisely due to her mothers latest statements! Please click here to see my fellow blogger Rain's website post for the interview.

As the story unravels, it gets more and more bizar by the minute. Who the heck in their right mind who has 6 kids already, unemployed, no partner, living in their parents small condo who had to claim bankruptcy, would plant more babies intentionally in their womb!!!!!
Ch Ch Check out the website here

I'm just saying...

KKatden - Kathy!! Come Rain or Come Shine Woman!!!

Peeps.. welcome one of my favorite peeps, KK as I call her. Her Name is Kathy and she is one of my favorite peeps in the world for that last, I think 5 years or so? KK tell me the time .. 'your older and have more insurance than me'. (okay for the youngins that was Fried Green Tomatoes. Lord I am tired of explaining meself.

KK and I have been great friends on the Internet and I sincerely call her one of my best friends. We actually talk on the phone from time to time. She takes care of her disabled husband with a loyalty than no other. She is like a Timex. She takes a licken and keeps on ticken.. That's my girl in a nutshell. I LOVE U KK

Ok Sweetie pie.. this is a another dedication to my sweet lady and her mr man who would appreciate the time and place.. TO YOU KK!!





KK is the woman is who I aspire to be.. She is strong.. Relentless.. and a dog after a bone. My kind of woman..

I'm just saying..