Food Network and HGTV is coming back!!!

Yeeehaaaaa!!!!  Us poor Cablevision subscribers are finally getting back our Food Network and HGTV channels so we can watch our favorite chefs cook us some fantastic artery cloggin foods and help to decorate our  mobile home trailers.  Hey my trailer has a great garden with succatash growing..  its suffering I know...

I thought this day would never come but I did call the cable company everyday telling them that I will subscribe to a cable dish of some sorts if I had the brains to figure it out.  Please enjoy this plate of kid friendly food which is a show I am pitching to the Food Network that can get me out of my trailer trash garden and into a lavish double wide  trailer that will escalate me to the "Gated Community" that has a fabulous chain link fence with those colored slats that give you lots of privacy..

Moving on up!!!! To the east side... to a double wide trailer.. in the skyyyyiiiiii..

I'm just saying....

This Is Why You're FAT!!

BLECK!!!!







Yeah I said it!!!! YOU KNOW WHY YOU ARE FAT!!!! You are stuffing that greasy, salty, fatty, pussy looking disgusting chit INTO YOUR PIEHOLES!!!! Now.. I must say.. the reason I am fat is due to big bones and an issue with my thyroid. I SWEAR!!!!! I do have a doctors note and an x-ray to prove it.. Please view the medical documents on my other website at : http://WWW.I81U812/mla

If you want to check out this site for the most disgusting food you most likely have eaten or upload your own disgusting food pics to contribute.. CLICK HER FATTIES!!!

Now if this makes you want to go on a diet or stick a finger down your throat, check out the next post that will ensure that you will only eat whole natural foods. Wait. I think it is a natural food.. wait. maybe this gross ass food is the better alternative..

Please comment here and tell us how many items you have actually eaten. Please don't be shy and be honest. We are all sitting on our arses tapping on the puter all day stuffin the pie hole. Well at least you are.

I'm just saying..