Movie of the Weak - Mawwage

When I think of Valentines Day.. I get all soft and mushy inside. I think of my wedding day and how my father had a shot gun to my ex-turds back. Now my ex wasn't so upset when his ankle was cuffed to the front pew to keep him from fleeing.. but I think he was a really good sport about it. When the banjo's played the wedding march.. it brought a tear to my eye..

Mawwage folks... and dont tell me you don't know this one SANDY!!!!!

Here is a video that captured the unholy event. Oh crap I just realized that soft and mushy feeling was in my pants and not my heart..

I'm just saying...

Blast From The Past

Ok come on.. who doesn't remember getting the chills from watching "Revenge Of The Nerds" movie, with the scene of the talent show, then you first saw Poindexter's shadow with the electric violin play (the 80's sound music) then eventually seeing that bow fly up into the air???? You could see his spiked hair and glasses in the shadow.. You knew he was suddenly cool. It must of been a nerd directing and editing. Lord I want to sleep with Poindexter (shivers with goosebumps)

Now this was Bugger's big time to shine in his EEELLVIS garb. What a package.

You gotta love Lamar. The boy had the limp wrist that gave them an edge in the javelin throw and can do the moondance with swift hips!!!

Clap.. your hands every body... and every body clap your hands...

This is my motto in life.

Your getting a divorce from the hot mess?
Clap.. your hands every body..

Your just got fired from the butthole of a job?
Clap.. your hands every body..

You just loss 10 pounds from diarrhetics?
Clap.. your hands every body..

You drank ur arse off silly last night and found out your true love is butt ugly?
Clap.. your hands every body..

Peeps if you haven't seen this movie, then please.. go directly to butthead.com and register yourself for a beating with a wet noodle. Seriously.





I'M IN LOVE WITH A NERD PEEPS!!!!

I'm just saying...

A Blast From The Past

Ok Peeps.. If you have not watched "I Love Lucy", you are too young to be on this site and I urge you right now to close this window or your computer with self destruct. Todays "Blast From The Past" is Lucille Ball. I love this woman and has seen every show being either I Love Lucy or the Lucy Show. My sister Maura and I have seen repeat after repeat together and still do today. We don't argue who is Lucy and who is Ethel. Obviously I am Lucy with the scatter brained ideas and she is Ethel who helps me get away with it. Now... the roles may change based on who is drunker. Lord do I have stories...

Maura and I were on a 2 week trip up and down Cali and decided to go to Universal Studios. They had a brand new I Love Lucy exhibit and we ran towards it dying to see what was inside. Now mind you.. we were sporting a hangover.. (for the 5th day in a row!) and saw the TV showing all the best clips of the show. We first started to chuckle and give each other knowing looks.. then it turned into a louder laugh... Now we are throwing our heads back and gasping for air.. then we had to lean against the glass infront of us.. now.. we cant breathe and are holding our stomachs and NOW!! peeps are looking at us as if we are on some mind hallucinating drug and are out of our minds. At this point, peeps where now scooting their kids out of the exhibit at a fast speed.. and I SWEAR.. we did actually end up on the floor. LITERALLY!!! We could no longer longer stand up!

The best thing that happened right after was that all that oxygen to the brain from laughing so hard for 15 minutes really cleared up our heads and we were now able to head to the bar for another cocktail.

Here are a few of my favorite clips below.































Okies.. the following Clip is dedicated to my sista Maura.. or as we call her.. "Mona". (please don't ask why so as if not to embarress her. So many of these clips remind me of our escapades.





I'm Just saying...