WHO EATS THIS CHIT?!?!?!?!

OMFG!!! MY HOUSE STINKS!!!!



Ok let me fill you in peeps.. my Mr. Man is on a bean kick.. Supposedly some health value for the heart or fat.. I dunnoo. But he is killing me with the bean stench! Ok, its not like you think. He sawears he don't fanny burp and all our 8 years together I only caught him like 4 times sneaking a lower growl and a few major rrrrips. Today before we ventured out running errands and eventually going to my daughters house to see the g-babies.. he decided to soak some beans. NOT JUST ANY BEANS.. but.. but... but... FAVA BEANS!! I am like.. are you kidding?? When did you buy that dirt?? He wanted to soak them over a low flame all the while we are going to be out of the house for hours. I told him.. that is dangerous with a fire under a pot.. um..use the crock pot. Okay.. now he had to cut up some onions and dice some garlic. HOLY CHIT YOU GONNA MAKE IT WORSE!! Who eats dis chit!!! So he takes my advise but takes too long to prepare and I am getting antsy. FINALLY we leave the house and I must say.. I LOOK GOOD!!! Dats right I did.





We go here and there.. see some kids.. come home 5 hours later. I open the door.. HOLY CHIT!!! THE HOUSE SMELLS LIKE I TOOK HOME THE G-BABYS LOADED DIAPERS AND PUT THEM IN THE MICROWAVE!!!!!!! ALL 20 OF THEM!!!! Omg.. I walk in and want to pass out from the noxious fumes. This is not worth him living longer and lowering his cholesterol. I have to check his life insurance policy.. brb.. ok back. We are good. I made him throw it all out. NO MORE FRIGGIN GROSS BEANS!!

Okay one story of him wrrrriipppingggg that will go down in the books:

This one time.. (at band camp) I crawled into bed so friggin late. I did not want him to know how late I stayed up on the puter. I slowly crawled over his longs legs trying to get to my side of the bed. I felt like Catherine Zeta Jones in that Movie Entrapment with Sean Connery.. Okay you guys know that movie.. when she had to maneuver in a tight body suit around laser beams to steal the jewels? Oh lord have mercy.. go google it. Anyway.. where was I.. right.. I was Catherine Zeta Jones climbing into my bed trying not to wake the man up. I finally found myself on my side of the bed.. phew.. that was a work out. Now I have to get the blankets from below and carefully cover myself.. phew that worked. I carefully turn over.. start to pull the covers over my head cause the sun is peaking through the curtains.. and Lo and Behold. WWWWRRRRRRIIIIPPPPPPPP!!!!! OMG!!! Did he just do that? As I had a look of shock on my face.. I carefully turned my head with the blankets over my nose to look at the man in his sleep while air is blasting the paint off the walls. I can imagine the look on my face was incredulous. As I turned my head.. the Mr Man's head started to turn as well with his face all crunched with sharp eyebrows.. (thinking.. holy chit.. I hope she is asleep.. it had to be bad if my butt flapping experience woke me up out of a dead sleep.) Slowly.. he turned.. step.. by step.. inch by inch.. HOLY CHIT WE MADE EYE CONTACT!!!!! Holy Chit I was trying to pretend I just went to bed and now I was found out.. He is thinking.. Holy Chit that blast from the past woke ME up and I think I woke her up too!!!

LMFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo Just the look on his face was priceless and I think I laughed for a solid 30 minutes which he eventually partook. I can't say we ended this union with a "Happy Ending" but none the less we both a good nights sleep afterwards.

I would maybe try the stinky arse beans if they were served with a slice of my sister Maura's (Mona) liva with a nice glass of Chianti... siv siv siv siv (real fast)

I'm just saying...

THANK GOD SANDY TOLD ME!! U UDDA TURDS ARE BUTTHEADS!!

Hours and Days are going by.. and Lo And Behold.. nuttin.. NO COMMENTS!!!! I am working me arse off to entertain you buttheads to no avail.. NO COMMENTS!! I do see a bit of traffic and would think a post or two.. BUT NO!!! I am starting to check me pits with a quick sniff.. no, dats not it.. then I smell me feet.. no, nope thats not it. WHAT THE HECK!!! I KNOW YOU CAN'T SMELL MY STINKY ARSE BREATH SO WHAT THE HECK!!

As I checked me email as I do hourly.. A sweet lady named Sandy Dahlink..(my darling friend) emailed me with a few concerns on how she can't post a comment. She thought she was daft.. and all which most peeps are here.. but she only enlightened me on the fact that my comments where disabled. THANK YOU SANDY DAHLINK!!!!!! If it wasn't for you, I would still be brow beating myself on why no one was commenting thinking I was a lame arse turd wasting my time!!! I love ya Sandy Dahlink.. Ok for all you peeps who don't know about Sandy.. She has an AMAZING DAUGHTER!!! Her name is Correna and she sounds like she knows her stuff and can spot talent (wink wink) Well any girl from Sandy is a girl of mine. I would think she can be a talent scout.. (wink wink) God my eye hurts. (huney.. does your eye hurt or did you parents give you a strange name?)

Sandy and Correna.. tankies much for the heads up which the udda peeps had no back bone. Who in their right mind would think I of all peeps would not enable comments. I LIVE TO SPLICE BACK IN YOUR WORST WEAKEST MOMENTS!! Lord I feel deprived..

For Sandy Dahlink.. I have a music video dedicated to you... Just cause I wub u. Ok for the record this will be the only sappy chit I will spew. This is going to ruin my reputation..





For Correna.. I got one for you too. You are not unscathed. ROCK ON CHICKIE!!!


Ok I can't embed this one.. cause they wont let me.. but here is the link... its awesome and rebellious. Okay that certainly was me the blonde cute one jumping on stage.. I still have my scars to prove it..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEema3T8wCI



I'm just saying..

What The Buck Show

Okies.. this show is a oldie but still a goodie. Buck does a great job on mimicking the View ladies and I think he should be atleast nominated for an Emmy. Not sure which category... but I would guess... um.. Best Virtual Co Host? Not sure.. give me some suggestions..

Ch Ch Check it out..





I'm just saying....

Elizabitch Hasselcracks Most Annoying Moments of 2008

Its the gift that keeps on giving. YOU TUBE PEEPS!!!! So many hata's for the drone!!

Ch Ch Check it out..





Do any of you peeps have any boneheaded moments that were missed in video? Please do share..

I'm just saying..

What The Buck Show

What the Bucks Strikes again. This one is a little older but I can say for a fact that you remember this particular show(s). I think its too funny because he almost describes the show in the manner that I do!







I Think we need to get Winnies site: http://www.watchingtheview.com/ to What The Buck so he can commentate.

I'm Just saying..

A Blast From The Past

Ok Peeps.. If you have not watched "I Love Lucy", you are too young to be on this site and I urge you right now to close this window or your computer with self destruct. Todays "Blast From The Past" is Lucille Ball. I love this woman and has seen every show being either I Love Lucy or the Lucy Show. My sister Maura and I have seen repeat after repeat together and still do today. We don't argue who is Lucy and who is Ethel. Obviously I am Lucy with the scatter brained ideas and she is Ethel who helps me get away with it. Now... the roles may change based on who is drunker. Lord do I have stories...

Maura and I were on a 2 week trip up and down Cali and decided to go to Universal Studios. They had a brand new I Love Lucy exhibit and we ran towards it dying to see what was inside. Now mind you.. we were sporting a hangover.. (for the 5th day in a row!) and saw the TV showing all the best clips of the show. We first started to chuckle and give each other knowing looks.. then it turned into a louder laugh... Now we are throwing our heads back and gasping for air.. then we had to lean against the glass infront of us.. now.. we cant breathe and are holding our stomachs and NOW!! peeps are looking at us as if we are on some mind hallucinating drug and are out of our minds. At this point, peeps where now scooting their kids out of the exhibit at a fast speed.. and I SWEAR.. we did actually end up on the floor. LITERALLY!!! We could no longer longer stand up!

The best thing that happened right after was that all that oxygen to the brain from laughing so hard for 15 minutes really cleared up our heads and we were now able to head to the bar for another cocktail.

Here are a few of my favorite clips below.































Okies.. the following Clip is dedicated to my sista Maura.. or as we call her.. "Mona". (please don't ask why so as if not to embarress her. So many of these clips remind me of our escapades.





I'm Just saying...

Lord have mercy.. ever since I posted some lyrics from Kanye's song 'Stronger'.. I can not get it out of head. It makes me want to go work out and lift some weights.. NOT!! I get alot of exercise sitting on my chair changing the channel with the remote control (finger excercises) and yelling at my boys (diaphragm excercises).
If you don't move your neck like a chicken to this song.. well.. you live in a cave..








P.S. I want to be his "Black Kate Moss Tonight" ...but I don't qualify.

I'm just saying...

Holy BeDazzled!! It's Time to Cornify!!!

I know you peeps have been waiting FOR EVA for this gadget... you been praying and hoping and have those stupid countdown clocks on your sappy myspace pages.... BUT LO AND BEHOLD!!! STOP THE COUNTDOWN!! THE TIME HAS ARRIVED!!! Yes peeps.. you can now Cornify your web pages. You can add endless glitzy rainbows and unicorns to your sites and smile inside. YES.. even me which is hard to believe.. I just think....


Work it, make it, do it, Makes us longer, better, faster, STRONGER!


Ch Ch Check out the link on the top right.. Once you Cornify... you can feel the sarcasm, glass half empty, and venom for Elizabitch Hasselcrack seem to fade. The more you click, the more it fades. This is going to ruin my reputation...

I'm just saying....

Holy Slip and Slide

We have a few tards that engineered a Slide off the tip of an A frame house and decided to build a slide and land into a pool. OK I am good for fun and games.. butt.. butt.. these boys took it to another level.
Okay first off.. his parents were ten days outta town. Took 7 days to build the contraption. So I am afeared to watch.. no parents, with slackers who come up with the most incredible crazy ass shit to perform. Ok get your popcorn..

Okay the first guy looked really really afeared.. I think he cried MOMMY!!!! lol.. lets move on.

Ok the fantastic music kicks in... I will just watch for the music.. How do they get the slipper slider in the pool everytime?.... These slackers are geniuses. Their parents should be proud.

You will see one dude in red shorts take his plunge and lose his shorts.. he struggles to cover his skinny arse.

OMG!! there is a turd of kid.. who just.. wait..DOH!!!! just misses the pool landing. He has to pretend he is not hurt for the camera. (for the record.. he did not fling his arm up in the air like he dont care and scream.. I'm OK!!!

Ok things start to get dark.. and I get more afeared.. but worse.. I am enjoying this video so much.. but can only imagine my kids wanting to partake. This is serious.. my kids could be swinging from a slippy slider into the sesspoul of hell and I would not know until the paramedics came for insurance informaton.

Can you believe these kids have the ordacity to post credits to a movie that can get them jailed and rearended? LORD HAVE MERCY!!!!

I'm just saying

Now A Word From Our Sponsers...

I am sorry to interrupt your viewing pleasure but we must cut to an advertisement that pays for my liposuction, brow lift, and my 6th enhanced Breast Augmentation.. Now.. just for the records.. I wanted a slow and careful gradual process. A girl gotta be certain...

I'm just saying...

Skype Laughter Chain.. its just keeps on giving...

Skypelaughterchain.com Is posting some ridiculous videos with peeps laughing their ass off while peeing their pants. Thank god I am not involved in the legalities of this. It appears Skype has found the perfect weapon. I believe terrorist are behind this. Create videos that will make your laugh your ass off.. have others view it.. others will die from laughting.. (literaly) and so on and so on... (Is this a faberge Farrah Fawcett shampoo commercial?)







I remember this shampoo. I remember being a greasy teen. I so wanted Farrahs hair that was large and flowing. I bought this friggin shampoo. Thought it would rid me hair of the grease ball monkey that I was.

(On another note.. you poor saps.. that grease that I was fighting in teenage years have truly given me youth. You poor saps that had perfect skin and hair back in the day are now wrinkled and haggard. NOT ME!!! I look as young and fresh and a babys buttom.. Not the stinky part)

So I never got the fresh clean look from any shampoo except the store brand lemon shampoo. My mother said the cheapest and lemony smelling was the best to strip your hair of grease. Well she was right and back in those days.. it was only a buck. Who knew today I would be spending 18 dollars on hair gel and 12 bucks for a shampoo. Wait. did I get off topic?

Ok right.. this video is the gift that keeps on giving... ch ch check it out! Oh Wait.. totally forgot to mention I think the guy in the Comedy Tennesee video who made us pee our pants is in this.. you know.. the guy who laugs.. Nyuck.. Nyoo.. Nyeee Nyueeee..

I'm just saying...

Evolution Of Dance 2

Ok you peeps.. we got a second act for Revolution Of Dance! This boy got moves and I am getting nasty thoughts... His hips move!!! Ok you gotta check out the hiney shaking move. (vapers)

Is it me or does this guy remind you of too many bad weddings you have attended and don't remember how you got home???? Or... too many bad weddings and you woke up the next morn to that slug??????

There is something that the way this hottie slaps his hands together above his head makes me think he swings for the udda team.. Or wait.. maybe it was is slip down butt out and slip back up move while arching his back on Fergies London Bridge song.. No straight white boy has that kind of moves..

But.. I still want to tap that ass!!! Any man who's hips shake and rattle and roll like that.. well..

I'm just saying....





Ok for the peeps who live in a cage.. here is the first video that created all the ruckus.. CAN YOU HANDLE.. THAT!!!! (Okay that was Ben Stiller for peeps who still live in the cage..

i'm just saying...

Another You Will Laugh Your Ass Off

Akay.. Akay.. Akay.. I am still laughing from the last post and thought maybe I can find more. Low and Behold.. I DID!!!! Here is another piss your pants video.. but I must say not as much as the last but worthy to watch.





I just dont get how that news woman maintained. I would have so many comments to add. Like...

Did that taste like Chicken?

Are your teeth made from steel like that guy JAWS in Moonraker - James Bond film?

Do you know Jaws dentist?

Did the snake smoke a ciggarett afterwards?

I'm just saying..

Holy Laughter!!! Its a Depends Moment Peeps.. Afix NOW!!

The Comedy Barn in Tennessee is home to a long-running variety show. One of the show’s staples is a standup comedian. For one bit, he pulls audience members onstage. But on this day, he got more than he bargained for. And so did my undies...

One man breaks up the show. No, he’s not causing trouble. He’s just laughing. But isn’t comedy supposed to make you laugh?

Wait until you hear this guy. Even the professional can’t keep a straight face.

Video Disclaimer: You must.. and I repeat.. YOU MUST!!! Go get your mothers depends and wear before you watch this video.. Ok this disclaimer is for peeps over 40. If your a youngin.. I assume your muscles are still taught.

I'm just saying...

ONE OF MY FAVORITE SAYINGS--OLDER THAN DIRT

TO ALL MY OLD BUDDY'S

OLDER THAN DIRT



Someone asked the other day, 'What was your favorite fast food when you were growing up?''We didn't have fast food when I was growing up,' I informed him. 'All the food was slow.'

'C'mon, seriously. Where did you eat?' 'It was a place called 'at home,'' I explained. 'Mom cooked every day and when Dad got home from work, we sat down together at the dining room table, and if I didn't like what she put on my plate I was allowed to sit there until I did like it.'

By this time, the kid was laughing so hard I was afraid he was going to suffer serious internal damage, so I didn't tell him the part about how I had to have permission to leave the table. But here are some other things I would have told him about my childhood if I figured his system could have handled it :

Some parents NEVER owned their own house, wore Levis , set foot on a golf course, traveled out of the country or had a credit card.

In their later years they had something called a revolving charge card. The card was good only at Sears Roebuck. Or maybe it was Sears & Roebuck. Either way, there is no Roebuck anymore. Maybe he died.

My parents never drove me to soccer practice. This was mostly because we never had heard of soccer.

I had a bicycle that weighed probably 50 pounds, and only had one speed, (slow).

We didn't have a television in our house until I was 5. It was, of course, black and white, and the station went off the air at midnight, after playing the national anthem and a poem about God; it came back on the air at about 6 am. and there was usually a locally produced news and farm show on, featuring local people.

I was 13 before I tasted my first pizza, it was called 'pizza pie.' When I bit into it, I burned the roof of my mouth and the cheese slid off, swung down, plastered itself against my chin and burned that, too. It's still the best pizza I ever had.

We didn't have a car until I was 4. It was an old black Dodge.

I never had a telephone in my room. The only phone in the house was in the living room and it was on a party line. Before you could dial, you had to listen and make sure some people you didn't know weren't already using the line.

Pizzas were not delivered to our home. But milk was.

All newspapers were delivered by boys and all boys delivered newspapers. My brother delivered a newspaper, six days a week. It cost 7 cents a paper, of which he got to keep 2 cents. He had to get up at 6AM every morning. On Saturday, he had to collect the 42 cents from his customers. His favorite customers were the ones who gave him 50 cents and told him to keep the change. His least favorite customers were the ones who seemed to never be home on collection day.

Movie stars kissed with their mouths shut. At least, they did in the movies. There were no movie ratings because all movies were responsibly produced for everyone to enjoy viewing, without profanity or violence or most anything offensive.

If you grew up in a generation before there was fast food, you may want to share some of these memories with your children or grandchildren. Just don't blame me if they bust a gut laughing.

Growing up isn't what it used to be, is it?



Older Than Dirt Quiz:

Count all the ones that you remember not the ones you were told about
Ratings at the bottom.

1 Blackjack chewing gum
2. Wax Coke-shaped bottles with colored sugar water
3. Candy cigarettes
4. Soda pop machines that dispensed glass bottles
5. Coffee shops or diners with table side juke boxes
6. Home milk delivery in glass bottles with cardboard stoppers
7. Party lines on the telephone
8. Newsreels before the movie
9. P.F. Flyers
10. Butch wax
11. TV test patterns that came on at night after the last show and were there until TV shows started again in the morning. (there were only 3 channels, if you were fortunate)
12. Peashooters
13. Howdy Doody
14. 45 RPM records
15. S& H greenstamps
16. Hi-fi's
17. Metal ice trays with lever
18. Mimeograph paper
19 Blue flashbulb
20. Packards
21. Roller skate keys
22. Cork popguns
23. Drive-ins
24. Studebakers
25. Wash tub wringers

If you remembered 0-5 = You're still young
If you remembered 6-10 = You are getting older
If you remembered 11-15 = Don't tell your age,
If you remembered 16-25 = You're older than dirt!

I might be older than dirt but those memories are some of the best parts of my life.

Akay.. Akay.. Akay... All I can tell you is that I did not score in the first two categories. I wont tell you which is the latter...... CAUSE I'M OLD AS DIRT!!!!!



I'm just saying.....

Interesting Q/A - Ponder these

This year, taxpayers will receive an Economic Stimulus Payment. This is a very exciting new program that I will explain using the Q and A format:

Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment? "
A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.

Q. Where will the government get this money?
A. From taxpayers.

Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
A. No, they are borrowing it from China. Your children are expected to repay the Chinese.

Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.

Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China?
A. Shut up.



Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the US economy by spending your stimulus check wisely:




If you spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China.




If you spend it on gasoline it will go to Hugo Chavez, the Arabs and Al Queda



If you purchase a computer it will go to Taiwan.



If you purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala(unless you buy organic).





If you buy a car it will go to Japan and Korea.



If you purchase prescription drugs it will go to India




If you purchase heroin it will go to the Taliban in Afghanistan




If you give it to a charitable cause, it will go to Nigeria. And none of it will help the American economy.

We need to keep that money here in America. You can keep the money in America by spending it at yard sales, going to a baseball game, or spend it on prostitutes, beer (domestic ONLY), or tattoos, since those are the only businesses still in the US.



I'm Just Saying....

The View Needs Men?

Akay.. I gotta say.. the man of multiple personalities here demonstates the crazy on the view. I think this is his screen test for The View and we need to get this video to Bawba Wawba AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!!! I sooo see this dude-ette as a new host and maybe part time commentater. He will do what ever Bawba Wawba says which means he will be her new favorite. I have visions of him/her resting his head in her lap while she strokes his/her weave.

Things this dude-ette will do for Bawba:

- Pretend we love each other
- Be respectful in the middle of an argument
- Have tact when dissing your co hosts
- Take criticism quickly when live and have a smile.. blah blah..

I think this dude-ette will be a great addition to The View and we should endorse him. Please send me lots of money at my paypal account so we can sponser this dude-ette and get him/her hired.

I'm Just Saying....



The View Needs More Men Less Gays! - Funny home videos are a click away

Whats Up with Elizatouch Fondling herself?

Akay.. Akay..Akay..

I am all for woman getting familiar with their bodies.. (Lord Have Mercy.. It would be TMI to go there!) BUT!!!!! I do think there is a limit on how much you touch yourself in front of the whole world!!!! OKAY! OKAY!!! We get it.. when you are pregnant.. You GOT to show of the taa taas.. and when you are not.. you are missing the taa taas. BUT LORD HAVE MERCY!!!! Stop fondling yourself in front of America!!!!!

Ch Ch Check out the following link to either get disgusted/disturbed with the woman and all her touchy feely stuff.. OR.. for some other reason you watch a woman fondling herself.... there are different sites for you to visit. Wait.. I will capture your IP Address and report you as a sick frick!!!


Elisabeth Hasselbeck Touching Herself - More amazing videos are a click away

THE VIEW CREW!

WHO THE HELL STOLE MY BARBIE DOLLS!!! Lord have mercy.. Someone stole me dolls and new stage set I built the View Crew!! It was painstaking making Sarah Palin's miniature clothes out of real leather at this size. I had to find a sewing machine that only sewed clothes for animal killers, lying arses, power abusing and whining type clothes. The needle kept breaking based on hypocrisy. How do you prevent that? Anyway.. I know I know. I said I wouldn't post political stuff.. but I didn't say I would post funny political stuff...

I'm just saying..



The Crew: Sarah Palin Pops Out Another Kid - Comedy.com - The best bloopers are here

HAMSTER WANTED FOR MURDER?????

Akay.. Akay.. Akay...

Are my eyes are deceiving me????? Below is a clip from a news station reporting on a real and tragic issue... but LORD HAVE MERCY!!!! The would be suspect is yes.. I kid you not.. a FRIGGIN HAMSTER?!?!?!?!?! I am not lying.. See Clip below:

Holy Cup Stacking!!!

Holy CRAP!!!! This kid's hands are amazingly fast!! You have to watch this quick video a few times just to catch the cups moving!!!

Ch Ch Check out the video below:






Now... my hands don't move that fast unless I see a glass of vino across the table and my sister Maura is standing closer to the glass than I am. One must be quick on their feet in a situation like that. Below is a pic of my sister Maura clubbing. This is how good she is at keeping the death grip on her martini in all situations.

I'm just saying....


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HOLY EARTHQUAKE!!!!!!

HOLY EARTHQUAKE!!!! New Jersey had an earthquake (3.0) last night in Morristown. My sister lives in Morristown so I quickly called her to see if she was ok. At that time she was standing in her living room trying to figure out why her windows were rattling. She thought maybe someone was trying to break in and acost her so she quickly grabbed her purse to apply lipstick and fix her hair. She was saddened when I called to inform her that she did indeed have an earthquake.

The pictures below demonstrate some of the damage my home received during this earthquake. I am truly devasted and am awaiting a phone call back from the insurance company.






Look at my house and kitchen!!!!! This earthquake has devasted me!!!!!

Oh wait.............................

THATS JUST MY BROKE ASS HOUSE AND FILTHY BUTT KITCHEN!!!!!! Shit....

STEP AWAY FROM THE GUACAMOLE DIP FOLKS!!!

UH.. MA... GAWD!!!! How fantastic was the half time show last night??? This was THE best half time show EVA!!!

My claim to fame is that I am the biggest Bruce fan. I am a born and raised Jersey Girl and has seen him in concert so many times as well as seen him just pop up in the night clubs and jump on stage and play. (I was in the nightclubs trying to recruit church ladies for baking cupcakes for the annual church bake sale. I sawear.)

I actually saw him perform at the Spectrum in PA and I had 4Th row on the floor tickets in 80.

Now I classify Springsteen fans in 2 categories:

The OG Fans - The fans who knew his work from the beginning and has hung out in Asbury Park and partying at the Stone Pony catching all the local bands which included Brucey Baby. These people also know the earlier music and can sing the songs.

The Fo Fans - These are fans that only heard of Brucey Baby because of the Born in the USA album and President Reagen at that time tried to use the hit song for his campaign. This album was a huge hit and here he gained alot of fans. Most of these peeps don't know the old music.

So I just want to share some half time BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE with you guys. Enjoy














P.S. The answer is yes. I did carry a large can of aqua net in my pocketbook and had big hair.

Amy Sedaris Teaches us about Vaginal Cleansing

Okay Okay Okay.. I didn't know there are instructional videos for this particular type of hygene issues. I do know a few peeps who would maybe benefit from watching this video.. and yes.. you do know who you are.

Them Dang Firecracka's

As a Parent, I often wonder if I taught my son & daughters everything they needed to know to lead a safe and sane life.

You know what I mean . . . . .don't run with a knife, don't stick beans in your nose, don't lick a frosted piece of metal, etc. But you know I think I might have missed this particular piece of advice. Lets face it, if my son or daughter ever tried this totally idiotic stunt I would figure they are way too stupid to make it in this world anyway......!


Never . . .
Ever . . .
Ever . . .
Put a FIRECRACKER in your ass and light it.
I REPEAT . . ..
Never ... Ever ... Ever Put a FIRE CRACKER in your ass and light it ! ! !