Free Hugs Vs 2$ Deluxe Hugs!! You Choose!

There has been many a day when I was feeling so low that I could easily chew the gum off me shoe without even contorting myself into a pretzel to do so. Sometimes I feel no one loves me and feel like a leper that even my own granchildren wont even throw me a fricken bone!! I have to douse myself in gallons of vino just to take the sting out of feeling neglected, unwanted and just plain unloved...

There is also many a days where I want to be invisible and demand no one speaks to me as not to hear;

Mom!! wheres the ketchup,

Mom!! Do I have clean underwear..

Mom!!! Whats to eat..

MOM!!! He's bothering me... wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

So I cant decide if I want a hug or not, but if you THINK you want one, get some love below in the video and if your really hard up for cash, this is a new idea to raise money and sucking the bucks outta peeps who are lonely and desperate.....



I'm Just Saying..

Happy Ending Massage?

I remember when I was a youngin and guys talking about happy endings at the local massage parlour and me thinking you were getting a big dollop of cotton candy or a lovely crystallized red candy covered apple. OH WAIT!! As a kid we had a huge stand up freezer in the garage and we would get out the cookie sheet, plop down the dixie cups, stick in the spoons and pour in the Cherry Kool-Aid and just wait!!! The bottom of the cups had like an italian ice gushy frozy type of matter on the bottom and that was always MY happy ending to Kool Aid POP!

Ok I digress, again.. here is a happy ending that is not happy for some but in my book can be enjoyed with that Kool Aid pop while munching on the bottom of that Happy Ending Pop..