Baby Smiley is Back!! A Chola Christmas!!

I have so missed this woman!!  She is the gift that keeps on giving and I cant get enough of her sour puss and eyebrows!!  I need to run a contest and do a give away of her new CD.  Her music will create happy and fond memories for  years to come..



What a lovely woman..

Now, for peeps who need some help with creating your Santa Baby.. We have a new tutorial!!!  Woohooooo!



I'm just saying..

Jersey Shore Peeps on Leno's Celebrity Jeopardy

Ok I Die.. seriously..  If you have been watching or reading about the show "Jersey Shore" peeps and all their Guido Glamour.. you might enjoy this clip.

Disclaimer:  They call themselves Guides and Guidettes so I am not making this up or calling names!!  They are loud and proud of their heritage and new definition of a Guido!!  peeps need to get on board with these peeps since they are revolutionary and ground breaking in breaking stereo types with a fist pump or a Bumpette in your hair!!!

I am so amazed how orange they are while sporting lots of gel in the hair and the only claim to fame for some is an fugly face with ripped abs.  GOD!!  I love this show.. it gives me so much material and I love to hate on the "Bennies" (thats Joisey talk) who infiltrate our beaches and pretend that they own the place. 

Ok Ok.. I digress.  Here is the clip from Leno which gives me hope in knowing the education system for these peeps is working!!  Or working well into making sure once their tans wear off and their muscles turn into fat..  they will be the waiting tables at the Jersey Shore serving Pizza to the next generation of Guides/Guidettes..  I can see The Situation now...  "dang... them were da days and aint them grand??  All that fist pumping and sleeping with sleezy drunk ho's in the hot tub where I left my sperm last night was da bomb!!!!"

Sigh..



I'm just saying,,

Major Lazer "Keep it Going Louder"

Okay.. the only reason I am posting this video is because its the coolest video with really cool video vixens!! I recognize a few of my blogga friends on the video and hope you get some corrective surgery to replace your eyes.. I kid you not Penny!!!



Major Lazer "Keep it Going Louder" from Eric Wareheim on Vimeo.

Peanut Butter The Face Painter

Effing Cool!! This wacky looking dude has some serious skills!! He is a face/body painter/artist who has performing this skill for like 20 years I think. He takes on Martha.. our queen of all things cooking/crafts and he demonstrates some very quick like face decorations. Now there are 2 sweet young girls awaiting to be adorned but I can only think they are terrified by this guys appearance and afeared they will look like clowns or hookus!!!! I can only imagine you can get some great tips for holidays/Halloween face decorating for peeps who are crafty. I used to be one of those peeps when the kids where young.. but now I just dont give a shit anymore..

Ch Ch Check it out!

An Unlikely Friendship Between an Orangutan and A Hound Dog

Ok, Its Long over due for some AWE factor. What else can make you go AWEEEE like two unlikely animals finding true friendship. I sorta relate with the wondering hound dog and need someone like the Orangutan to take care of me. Yeah Yeah.. I know thats pathetic.. but I am getting to old to take care of all the turds in my home and I want to move to an undisclosed island with no cell phone service. I would live in a bathing suit and sip umbrella drinks on the beach all day with no one to nag me. Sigh... thats sounds so beautiful I could cry.

Check out this video that seems to simulate real life. Life is like an a bunch of wild animals, you never know if your gonna get bit or licked..

Bad Romance Parody

This is hysterical. This is Sherry Vine singing Lady Gaga's tune as Lady Caca who has to go!!! This is pretty good video.. and LMAOOO

If you dont like "Toilet" humour... please slide on down the web page and the Real Housewives of Late Night!!



I'm just saying...

P.S.. Here is the real video of Lady Caca.. oops I mean Gaga singing Bad Romance. I really love this song and anything she sings really. Her videos are also amazing and I think she has totally changed the music industry and truly raised her legs.. oops.. I mean the bar.

Real Housewives of Late Night

Oh my effing lawd - The Real Housewives of Late Night made a guest appearance on Today with Hoda and Kathie Lee. Watch, ya ding dong. I tink I am personally attracted to Lydia. She is a chain smoka afta me own heart.

I have embedded all da episodes below. Start from the bottom if you havent seen them all. December 23rd is the season finally and I will post that as well.

LYDIA IS MY HERO!!!

Episode 6: "What A Difference 'Today' Makes



Episode 5: "Giving Thanks"



Episode 4: "The Renovation"



Episode 3: "Let's Get Physical"



Episode 2, Part 1: "Surprise!"



Episode 2, Part 2: "Surprise!"



Episode 1: "Thick As Thieves"



Intro to the show..



Friggin Effin Amahzing!!

Stephen Colbert Raps With Alicia Keys!

This video of Stephen is Fan Freakin Tastic!!! (Thanks to Mibit for her heads up)

I am in awe of this dude and want to be his wife. I am hoping he has other talents as well I can explore will he raps to me. I want to be in his rap video as a Rap Video Vixen!! I will sleep with him to get the gig and maybe Alicia too!

The Colbert Report	Mon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c
Alicia Keys - Empire State of Mind (Part II) Broken Down
www.colbertnation.com
Colbert Report Full Episodes Political Humor U.S. Speedskating

AM I RIGHT OR AM I RIGHT???


Ok here is another clip of my future husband rapping.. ch ch check it out..

The Colbert Report	Mon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c
Conservative Rap Battle - Michael Steele's Response
www.colbertnation.com
Colbert Report Full Episodes Political Humor U.S. Speedskating

Real Housewives of Late Night

Need I say more?

I'm just saying..

Judge Judy Prank Calls!

OMG.. This is TFF. Some genius has captured all the Judge Judy-ism's and made a sound board. Then some other genius decided to prank some poor soul with all communication from Judge Judy herself! The response from this turd on the receiving end of the line is fantastic and I have fantasies of making prank calls to my kids to either make them shape up or ship out!!!

I wish there was a wave file for:

"clean your room you rotten bastard!" or
"get your own place you freeloading couch potato!!" or wait even better..
"go shave your ass cause you got roots growing by sitting infront of the video game all day!!"

Yeah.. that might work..



To make your own Judge Judy calls, use this handy utility.

I'm just saying..

Chubby Bunny Game

This new post is by our favorite Chola makeup artist Baby Smiley! She has shared with us this new game you can easily play with your friends and family. I know I know.. I am immature! But I cant help myself!!!!

This whole thing is totally LOL's and I dare you to watch this without not having a wee tinkle in your panties!!! Okay Okay.. only if you are menopausal will you soak your panties.

Disclaimer: If you do this at home, make sure atleast one person knows how to perform the Heimlich Manuever for safety sake! Oh, and make sure that person is not a perve who will feel up the big booby ladies.. I would rather choke to death than go through that again..





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Sanda Bullock Got The Chola Makeover!!

Sandra was on the George Lopez show and was surprised with a makeover by the Chola makeup artist herself!!!! BABY SMILEY!!! Below she provides a fantastic tutorial on creating the total bitch eye brows!!

Hmmm... I need to create this look so my kids can take me more seriously.

I KNOW!!! in the attic I could find a old flannel shirt left over from my broke ass ex husband. I planned on having a bon fire with his old clothes but I forgot. uhh.. I fired the attic boy, handyman, bitch, who... was my ex husband!!!



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Oprah's 25 Years of Screaming Peeps Names

Touche'

A very inventive protester to the turdtester gave me a chuckle..

I'm just saying...

I Got Into A Fight At A Hockey Game

Lord Have Mercy!!! Don't mess wit me stick!!!

(you can see me with the pony tail protecting me man! lmaooo

Speidi Go At It With The Insider!!

Holy crap!!! This was a knock-em down fight in this studio where they got alot of punches in to Speidi and you can clearly see that Pratt does not give a crap!! He is the King of Mean and it shows!!! LUVS IT!!!

Prank Wars - Sky Diving

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

Christopher Walken Does Poker Face

Who doesn't love Christafa Walkin?? Especially doing Lady Gaga's Poker Face?
Again, Walkin does not disappoint. AT ALL!!!





He's the bomb!! I'm just saying....

Going To Florida To See These Babe's!!!

Hello Peeps!! No sooner am I back from St Martin, I am now heading off to see my Gbabies in Flordia! I will still be around but maybe not posting as much...

See ya on the flip side!!

Thought Of The Day..

Have you ever wondered if the bills in your wallet were ever in a stripper's butt crack?



If not, you're wondering now. Have a nice day ..

So folks, always remember to wash your hands after handling money

That's my public service announcement for the day. Thank you very much!

Thanks to my online friend Lorie

Sunburned and Peeling Skin

My Sun Burn is alive and well still, and now peeling! I look like a friggin albino snake shedding its skin and my grandson has found a new obsession, peeling grandma's back.

I was upstairs in bed yesterday reading my book and I told Mr Man, Honey, you wouldnt believe it, but Patrick found a new obsession, he has been peeling my back all morning... The Mr Man being the germ phobe that he is, asked me quickly..

"Uh.. where did he put it all"?

My eyes bugged out and said.. "Uh.. he put it in a tissue" and I started to slowly brush off the sheets and hoped he wasnt looking.

He then asked me what the peeling was all about.. I was like.. You never saw a person's skin peel before from sunburn? He totally freaked out and proceeded to tell me how disgusting it was and guess what? He started to peel my skin and got fascinated with the size of the peels and showed me each one. LMAOOOOOO

Well once he was done, can you guess what he did? Reached over and got the hand sanitizer and cleaned his hands. Lord have mercy.. We swap spit and other body fluids but he is worried about dead skin?

Well, I guess it could be worse and look like the following peeps:



I'm just saying...

Kathy Griffin Official Book Club Selection

Ima Just Saying Book Club Selection Of The Week!



Ok Peeps.. I have not been blogging this weekend cause I am totally engrossed in this book! If you are a fan of Kathy, Irish Catholic family life or celebrity news.. This is a fantastic read. Her writing style is as amazing as her stand up work.

All the info you wanted to know about her life. It is actually interesting to read about how she was so determined to be a star at a young age and gossiping and how many years she had paying her dues. It turns out her parents being on the show was not a gimmick but she has been touting them around from day 1. She is very candid and honest and you MUST MUST get this book!

If I couldnt love her enough before.. I triple love her now.

Im Just saying..

Update: Ok .. Now that I finished this book.. I think they should make this into a movie.. All the celebrity's should do a cameo and I think this would be like a Howard Stern movie. Totally unexpected and totally hilarious. This book is not what you think. It's not full of fluff but
all true stories that were unexpectantly funny and things you didnt know!

Halloween pics at home

Had to share a few pics of my grandson and his parents on Halloween. My grandson Patrick's momma had went to an adult party on Friday night and her and my son had dressed as a couple. He was Hercules and Debbie was a greek goddess!! My grandson was Sparticus!!!

Well needless to say.. they had a great time at their party and she dressed again to take Patrick Trick or Treating and in the daytime, she looked like a lady of the evening.. I put a red lightbulb in my front porch lamp.

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Oh My.. My Grandson as Tinkerbell

My daughter could get not her wee LoLo into her Halloween costume yesterday and became exasperated with her. She went into the kitchen to futz around trying not to get kids angry on a fun day.

Her husband had a great idea since both their wee babies are very competitive and decided to dress his son, my grandson Billy in LoLo's costume thinking she would now get dressed and mommy would be pleased.

Well below is the result and I am sure I will hold onto this pic forever until he dates.




I showed this pic to Mr Man for a laugh and he stared hard at it. He kept staring and I waiting for the smile and a giggle.. and he just asked.. "Did they cut LoLo's hair?" Good grief..

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Ellen Pranks Taylor Swift

This is too funny. My sista Mona and I used to scare each other all the time! This one time.. (at band camp) I was in our room and we were going to bed. (we shared a room) and she was downstairs getting something in the kitchen and the house was dark as could be. I decided to turn out the lights in our room and get on the floor, on my hands and knees at the door opening and grab her ankles when she came back upstairs.

Well lo and behold, she had a similar idea and she crawled up the stairs on her hands and knees trying to not let me know she was approaching the room to scare me as well, thinking I was in bed. Well needless to say.. we bumped heads in the dark and skeared each other instead! We rolled over laughing for like 15 minutes and again.. we had the very same thought at the same time. Spooky for some peeps..



I love hearing Ellens laugh. Its infectious.