Monday, April 6, 2009

A Little Treadmill Playtime

This so reminds of me and my sister when we were little. I would be the one up front running and jumping to the side and she would be the one trying to attempt to run on a treadmill while its running. Fer real.

I have watched it like 10 times already and still cant stop laughing.

I'm just saying


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Jumping Into Your Pants Is A Good Skill

I guys these guys below are perfecting this skill for when they get caught with their pants down. I would like to see them tie their shoes is 2 seconds flat as well.




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Evolution Of Dance At A Wedding

Man, you gotta see this big guy move! This is cute




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Fonts In The Real World

Have you ever been sitting at your computer thinking, “What if fonts were people”? Then you need some serious help.

So do these guys…




Sunday, April 5, 2009

Stupid Kids Think They Are Invincible

Now this may be violent for some of you peeps, but this is the stuff why I don't allow horsing around in my house and freak out when they do. These kids now know why they have mom's and their brains don't mature until they are atleast 30 years old. I remember one of my brothers friends put his arm through our front glass door 3 TIMES!!! I kid you not!

KIDS ARE DUMB!!!

I'm just saying....




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OMG!!! My Long Lost College Video!

I can't believe it!! My long lost college assignment/ video has resurfaced! I was like.. so excited when I saw it again!! I like, so remember how hard it was being me, and so awesome! I totally remember everyone else like, being losers and all. I am so way over it now.




Fantasy Football Contenders

Wow, these footballers wannabe's have some skills. It's jaw dropping and surprising these guys are not playing for a team. Check them out!





Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Arse Head




Ok, this is not funny... but.. LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

This poor babe has the age old problem of acne. Believe you me, I know the issue and lived in a dermatologist office for most of my adolescent life! I could of connected the dots until doomsday!

This poor lad has a different issue. His acne spelled out Arse on his forehead. Yes peeps, he didn't even need to connect the dots!

Here is the newsfeed, the poor lad talks about the pimply situation.

He said: “I’ve always had bad skin and didn’t think things could get any worse, but obviously I was wrong.”

Well, things can get seriously wrong. You can have acne, braces, an overprotected Irish Catholic Father with 2 big brothers who would scare off any suitors if you had any...

yep, could be worse.

I'm just saying...

Man Killed By Condemn - I Swear!!!




Can you imagine the obituary for this poor sap?

John Doe is laid to rest,

A condemn on his head, suffocated at best.

Confused as to where the device be placed,

The smaller head, not the face.


I'm just saying...

Epic Movies Made In One Minute

This is the story of my life. If I want sex, it can only take a minute. If I have company coming over, I have one minute to clean the house and prepare a meal. If I have to kick the kids ass, it only takes one minute for me to lay down a verbal bashing following with two swift kicks to the ass.

Below are similar ideas for watching a movie in a minute if you are too busy to sit down for the whole 2 hours! I must multitask everything and this is my kind of movie watching. This of the calories you will not consume eating all that popcorn and raisenettes!

Forest Gump In One Minute

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Kill Bill Parts 1 & 2, in One Minute


Cool Chameleon Changes Its Outfit More Than Me

This is pretty cool! I wish it was that easy for me. It's like havine I Dream Of Jeannie Powers where I can blink my eyes and clean the house. Blink my eyes, and shut the kids up. Blink my eyes, kids are all professionals with good jobs and are supporting themselves and only call me once a week.

A girl can dream huh?

I'm just saying....



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Monday, March 23, 2009

Best Wedding Fight Eva!

Again, perusing the funniest site of lately, here is a tidbit that I couldn't resist. It was either this one or the one where the brides dress goes up in flames. I have a wicked sense of humor but thought you might prefer this one instead if you are not as deviant as I am.

I'm just saying....



Tacky Weddings



I found this great site which has tons of material for the most tackiest wedding cakes, dresses, etc. This is definitely a sit down with a girfriend and some booze to get the LOL'S going.

Here a few previews:













Girls - Boys - I Dare You To Get Through This Whole Song

This is the most lamest Song/Video I have ever seen and have been thrown back to the 80/90's with a huge can of Aqua Net. Don't light a match folks. POOF!

I dare you to see if you can get through the whole video. I tried and couldn't.

I'm just saying...

This Dog Lays The Golden Eggs!!

This doggie below is the dog that keeps on giving. His owner had a great day at work and brought home lots of cash in tips and found the next day it was missing!

The owner then takes the dog for a walk and scooped up green poop. No it wasn't the green eggs and ham or the green beer, THE DOG ATE HER MONEY!!!!

The owner decided on how she worked hard for her money, yes hard for her money...

She decided to bring it home and wash it. I don't know what she used to wash it with but I am gagging at the thought. It took a few days for her to scoop most of her money and I am wondering where she will spend the laundered money?

I'm just saying..


This Week In Cartoons



Friday, March 20, 2009

I Love You Man - Interview

OK this is just funny arse.. Laugh your arse off seriously.

Flatulence Exposed Exclusive with Paul Rudd, Jason Segel and Matt Zaller

These guys just make me laugh when they do... I busted a gut and peed my panties. Not very pretty I must say...

These guys just are too funny and the more they laugh I do. If you don't get potty humor this post is not for you!




Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Smarties Are A Gateway Drug?



I thought I have seen everything!! Kids are now smoking candy in lieu of ciggarettes or praticing for smoking ciggarettes? Someone explain this to me!!!! This kid below really knows how to roll the smoke. Don't tell me when he grows up he won't replace the candy with something harder? What next? He is going to snort pixie sticks powder or whiffing watermelon Jolly Ranchers? Maybe smoke up some pop rocks??

I'm just saying....




American Idol - Adam Lamber Has A Ring Of Fire On His....

Holy Crap!!! Johnny Cash is not only rolling over in his grave, He is probaly coming back to life to put the fire out in Adams Pants! Another one who made this song "His Own".

When He sings the chorus Burn Burn BURN!!!!! It sounds like he is in the middle of peeing with a STD that is burning the Jizz out him!!!!

I also feel like a spell was put on me during that chorus. BRB.. need to get some black liner and nail polish. I am now dazed and cornfused.

I'm just saying....




OMG!!! Bravo's Real Housewives Has Come To NJ!!!


Holy crap peeps!! They casted in NJ and I was not aware of it!!!!! I can't wait for this show to air! I can only imagine they are going to compare these ladies to the Atlanta Ladies but with really really big hair!!! The location is actually the Jersey Shore which is going to be very interesting. The Jersey Shore can range by town with a specific category of people. For instance, Spring Lake Heights is more of an Irish professional, family high income area. Seaside Heights, its a seasonal area for peeps who just want to club and drink till they pass out. These peeps usually come from the Bronx, Brooklyn, Staten Island and Long Island. I can go on and on, but you will have to see it to believe it.

Check out Bravo's site for the previews and bio's.







Below is a Beach Called Guido Beach in NJ that I have never heard of. This beach does look like Seaside Heights which is skeary beyond belief.. Ch Ch Check it out..



Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Song Of The Day - Mariah Carey Covered

Mariah's song "Ken Lee" has been covered by Bulgarian Music Idol and the singer made it her own. Seriusly, Totally her own! She even invented a new language! I wish I just as talented...



The Secret Is In The Brownies!!!

This lil tidbit below reminds me of a few fellow bloggers:

Bernie
SusQ
and Roger

I could swear its Roger making the 911 call and its Bernie and SusQ in the background freaking out.

Ch Ch Check it out..



Last Week In Cartoons



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